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Old 05-22-2003, 11:07 AM   #1
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Yes...today I got an e-mail from Break_The_Walls_With_Your_Big_Johnson@hotmail.com with an equally uncreative subject, "Break the Walls With Your Big Johnson." It's good for a laugh, but who the hell would click on this?

What's some other bad / funny spam you've received?

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Old 05-22-2003, 11:09 AM   #2
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I keep getting advertisements with the word OK Computer in them. Not so much anymore though.
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:10 AM   #3
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LMAO melon I went to look in my junk mail box and guess what I saw??

I dont have a Big Johnson
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:26 AM   #4
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I don't get anything interesting

Its all "Angelahralem, increase your penis size!"
"Get out of debt!"
"find out what your CIA record says!"
"your password" -usually from a DAEMON acc
"barnyard ******* /anything along the lines of sex with animals or romping in a barn"
"got mortgage problems?"
"get rid of credit card debt!"
"keep her happier, for longer"

penises and boobies.

Its a common theme. And debt. Sure, I'll just send along all my bank details in a return email.

Sure!

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Old 05-22-2003, 11:35 AM   #5
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a lot of animal (bestiality) porn comes to my account, and im left wondering why.
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Old 05-22-2003, 11:38 AM   #6
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From my Yahoo junk mail box today:

You Are A Winner Congratulations You Are A Winner
Cash Quick Borrow more money on less income
Richard Feltner Girls Gone Wild DVD
Healthy_Smile Instant Dental Coverage with 3 Months No Charge!
Crew Tacos, Nachos, Burritos On Us!
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:20 PM   #7
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i just deleted 224 of them before

penises

boobies

sex

hot nekkid college girls

come see my live webcam



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Old 05-22-2003, 12:36 PM   #8
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I wish I got funny spam.
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come see my live webcam
ok
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:43 PM   #10
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I got the same e-mail too

hotmail


the funniest e-mail I ever got, a while back, was an ad for Viagra and Gas Masks in the same ad....I think the heading was something like "Protect your family"
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i get nasty sounding incent porn. and tons of lolitas doing inappropriate things to each other. and lots of penis stuff.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:53 PM   #12
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I almost want to ask why I would want to break the walls with my big Johnson? I think the last thing that would be romantic is to have the woman bleed to death and/or develop an infection. But, considering that babies come out of there, not to mention the kinds of things that pornographers put up in there, I don't think any guy could "break the walls."



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Old 05-22-2003, 12:55 PM   #13
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omg. that second sentence, despite being kind of gross, made me LMAO!

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Old 05-22-2003, 01:25 PM   #17
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I don't know why it's permitted to happen
I mean, some of the stuff is illegal!!!
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:27 PM   #18
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i get nasty sounding incent porn. and tons of lolitas doing inappropriate things to each other. and lots of penis stuff.
You open the e-mails?
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nothing illegal ever happens here.

*drinks beer*
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ey gots a ee mal dat sed i wond monee
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