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Old 12-22-2005, 04:57 PM   #1
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IO... Fed Ex can blow me.

So I made a shipment the other day from my office, putting my home address as the return address.

Fed Ex came to pick it up, confirmed the shipping address with me before the guy walked out the door, and he was on his merry old way.

Now before we continue, let me say that this delivery guy spoke about... oh... 5 words of english. To quote Lewis Black, Verbs eluded him.

So he takes my package... (tehehe... package)... and he takes it back to FedEx land.

So today I come home from work, and low and behold what do I find sitting on my front porch? Yup... my package (hehe). Non english speaking delivery man sent the package back to my house.



Now I'm waiting for UPS to come and over-night my package... hehehe... overnight my package.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:03 PM   #2
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dem ups boys is quick
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all better then?
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:17 PM   #4
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Recent quotes from Headache:
'Ticketmaster can blow me'
'Fed Ex can blow me'

Headache.... are you trying to tell us something in code a la Dave Letterman???
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you're on to me...
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:25 PM   #6
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your constant use of the term "blow me" is an obvious cry for someone to, in fact, blow you.

you perv.
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your constant use of the term "blow me" is an obvious cry for someone to, in fact, blow you.

you perv.
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:40 PM   #8
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i guess when you're right, you're right
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Old 12-22-2005, 05:45 PM   #9
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your constant use of the term "blow me" is an obvious cry for someone to, in fact, blow you.

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It's true. But the Dr's here to help - not to hurt.


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Old 12-22-2005, 06:10 PM   #10
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Brown like Headache's package!
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Old 12-22-2005, 09:38 PM   #11
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hey headache...

what are you worried about non-english speaking fedex guys..."blow me" is an wordly term...its just a matter if he submits or not.

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Old 12-22-2005, 11:22 PM   #12
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My fed ex guy is Irish
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does he speak english?
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Old 12-22-2005, 11:33 PM   #14
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So maybe for Christmas we should get someone who will actually blow Headache? hehe. Ok this website has offiicially corrupted whatever innocence I had when I first joined,lol.
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*doesn't mention she works for fedex...but not the shipping part lol*

did you get a refund?
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headache just wants his package blown

Is that too difficult to understand? !?11@!
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headache just wants his package blown

Is that too difficult to understand? !?11@!
Perhaps - if you're a non-English speaking type of person.
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So maybe for Christmas we should get someone who will actually blow Headache?
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Ahhh I see someone is comprehending this idea. You know guys if we all contribute a little something than Headache could have a great Christmas!
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^you go first





put amazon.com on that blow me list too....
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