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Old 08-20-2007, 09:29 AM   #1
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IO: Did she tell you that I was a pastor?

I said well good that’s betta right
Why can’t we handle this Christian- like
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Old 08-20-2007, 09:54 AM   #2
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she started cryin and said "baby i'm sorry"
he said baby not as sorry as you're gonna be
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Old 08-20-2007, 10:36 AM   #3
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Now pause the movie cos what i'm about to say to ya'll is so damn twisted,
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET!
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midget midget midget!
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Old 08-20-2007, 11:14 AM   #5
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One of my best friends is terrified of midgets.
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:42 PM   #6
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Then I said baby, we must slow down
Before I bust a vessel in my brain
And she said please no don't stop
And I said I caught a cramp
And she said please keep on goin
I said my leg is about to crack
Then she cries out
Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax
And I said cool
Climax
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Old 08-20-2007, 01:46 PM   #7
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One of my best friends is terrified of midgets.
omg

so she can't watch that cute tv show on tlc
i love that show
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so baby gimme that toot toot
and lemme give you that beep beep

oh wait...
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hahaha omg ^ that made me think of my come back yesterday!! the best one ever!!!!!!

a guy: something something if you play your cards right
me: oh baby i have been you just gotta start dealing them.


ohh snap bitches!!!
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Old 08-20-2007, 03:21 PM   #10
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I said who the hell is roxanne
then she says roxanne’s a friend of mine
who knows this guy name Chuck
Chuck’s cool with this guy named Rufus
and I’m sitting there like what the fuck
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Old 08-21-2007, 06:13 AM   #11
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Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Wait a second... Everyone here's under 30...
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Old 08-21-2007, 01:24 PM   #12
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I'm over 30, but I don't like The Police, sorry. Though:

Now the midget jumps outta the cabinet and stomps the policemen on his toe
The policemen hoppin around on 1 leg screamin "son of bitch" while he runs under the table
He yells ''freeze'' dives over the table and lands on the midget...while the midget is kickin
real fast screamin out bridget,bridget ,
*She yells darlin don't hurt em'*
He says bridget get yo' ass back...then he continue to ruff up the midget as if the midget was under attack...
Then bridget runs up to her room, goes in her purse and pulls a number out...
The police puts him on the table and yells "Man, what the hell you doin' in my house?!"
He whips cherry pie crust off his mouth and says man, i was paid not to tell you
Then the police pulls his gun out and yells trespassin man I got the right to shoot you..
The midget says mr. the man that payed me to this would kill me if i tell
He points the gun in his face, the midget say ''god i think i just shited on myself''
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Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to sell your body to the night
Roxanne, you don't have to wear that dress tonight
Walk the streets for money
You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

Wait a second... Everyone here's under 30...
im 16 and i saw them in concert
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(I'm 18 and WANT to see them in concert)

*runs and hides*
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Old 08-22-2007, 08:20 AM   #15
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Do I look like En Vogue?
Why?
Cause $^&* the way you got me holdin on.
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