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Old 09-30-2005, 01:02 PM   #1
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IO: Dane Cook is a funny shit!

I have a good sense of humour but I never really listen to too many comedians, but this guy is HILARIOUS! One of my classmates brought his cd into English class and we listened to the bit from the new album about how he witnessed someone get hit by a car in real life and went on to talk about it for a few minutes.

"I ALWAYS just miss it, you know? I'm watching, I'm watching, and then I go to order my, my twisty cone...and uh, then PFT! Oh what happened!? Did he get hit!? NO! I went to order my twisty cone and I MISSED IT!"
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Dane Cook is very funny.

I saw him do this bit where everything in the future is super fast.
You want dinner, it'll be cooked in 2 seconds.
You want to go on a 9 hour drive, it'll take you 2 seconds

BUT.....you'll be on line at the DMV, waiting for 9 seconds.....WTF?!? Why is this taking soooo long ARH
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Old 09-30-2005, 06:18 PM   #6
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I agree, I have both his cd's and dvd's.
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Old 09-30-2005, 06:36 PM   #7
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"the DMV, or what I like to call it, Satan's Asshole!"

"ummmm.....helloooo?"

That Dane Cook is a funny bitch.

My buddy just recently bought me both of his CD/DVD's for my birthday.

I going to the BK Lounge to get a chicken sangwich.
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overrated

Lisa Lampanelli. now THATS a funny bitch
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watched the insomniac tour special on comedy central last night... dave attell, greg giraldo, sean rouse and dane cook... cook was by far the least funny of the 4.
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Dave Attell is hilarious
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i love the title of his new dvd...

"hey, your mouth's not pregnant"


classic...
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There's a reason it was DAVE ATTEL'S tour and not Dane Cook's.

I agree headache, Dane was the least funny. My roommate was laughing his ass off though and cringing at some of the Attel jokes.

Shows what a douche my roommate is
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everyone has different tastes in comedians. I think Dave and Dane are funny. And I think SNL sucks balls. so there you go
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I saw Dane Cook at the Comedy Connection. He is so funny. He's also hot too.
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I saw Dane Cook at the Comedy Connection. He is so funny. He's also hot too.

I think he's hilarious, but I also think his looks are part of why he's so popular (with me, anyway...).
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Dane Cook is funny as shit
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He's got a new movie coming out called Waiting. It looks funny!
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he's funny, i agree, but no comic genius
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Dane is a funny bitch..
First CD is better than the new one tho..

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