IO:Curse of the Salome

[zoney!]

why is it when I see Salome's name as the final post in a thread in a menu for a forum other than IO, I scroll my eyes to see if the thread has been locked?

My heart begins to race.

I get excited.


Then, when I do not see the pretty lock, I am distraught.

 

[Chizip]

and you call my threads sucky

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I was just about to say that, lover.

 

[Chizip]

touch me now

take me to that other place

 

[Chizip]

why is it when I see Salome's name as the final post in a thread in a menu for a forum other than IO, I scroll my eyes to see if the thread has been locked?

My heart begins to race.

I get excited.


Then, when I do not see the pretty lock, I am distraught.

 

[zoney!]

Obviously not your graph chizzer....nothing would ever register.

I think they call it "flatline"

 

[Salome]

I don't close that many threads though

well, taken into consideration the amount of threads I feel that rightfully should be closed

 

[zoney!]

practice makes perfect!

 

[Basstrap]

but what makes practice?

 

[JessicaAnn]

This thread does not make my heart race ...

Salome's posts make my heart race ...

 

[meegannie]

 

[JessicaAnn]

Meggie, that is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen ... two thumbs up

 

[dizzy]

 

[Basstrap]

that's the funniest thing you've ever posted, dear meggy

 

[Angela Harlem]

this is the second most beautiful thread i have seen in oh...3 years? i want to sticky it under my other favourite thread so they can be together forever.

 

[nbcrusader]

That graph explains a lot around here.

 

[Sicy]

Salome

Crack Lock Thread Wedding

 

[Salome]

 

[ABEL]

@ that pic meggie posted

salome

 

[ABEL]

although i think we all know salome's true love

 

[meegannie]

Where's that baby picture I made?

 

[Salome]

awwww

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

haha adam looks like he has a skin disease or something when blown up that big.

 

[Laura M]

Meggie

 

[Sicy]

I still have my Salome ball paint pics

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

ok kids, go to bed

 

[Salome]

I still have my Salome ball paint pics

and I still look rather delicious in pink

 

[ABEL]

shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[IWasBored]

crackhead and a locked thread sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
first comes love
then comes marriage
then comes meggie with a photoshop pair-age




ok, so i kind of had to make up a word to get it to rhyme, but hey, i'm no cujo.

 

[meegannie]

IWB

I can't find the picture of Salome and Adam's love child.