IO: Abel

[zoney!]

I came into work today and saw a luggage tag with Abel on it. It was the last name of one of the passengers.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

 

[Angela Harlem]

shoulda written dis- in front of it. (not in relation to abel of course)

this is why i am not allowed to work near people.

 

[Basstrap]

why didn't you take the luggage?

 

[Basstrap]

ah...but there WAS no luggage...

all the pieces fit together

 

[Salome]

 

[zoney!]

there was a big bag.

I had no use for it...so I loaded it.

He didn't look like ABEL's pictures...but it was dark out.

 

[Sicy]

Our waiter at the Olive Garden was named Abel. It was a guy.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

The name Abel is usually a guy name...like Cain and Abel from the Bible. (Abel was the nice one.)

However when it is spelled ABEL is is a girl.

 

[Laura M]

I dont know any Abels except our Abel here

 

[ABEL]

what would have been odd is if it had been a U2 luggage tag

 

[Ody]

I once knew a guy with Abel as his last name.

He played soccer.

Now everything is starting to come together.

 

[zoney!]

was his first name Mark?

 

[zoney!]

what would have been odd is if it had been a U2 luggage tag

if that was the case, it may have accidently fallen off and ended up somewhere near Dallas

I did have a paasenger get on with a U2 bag tag once...I talked to her for five minute...right up until the aircraft door closed.

 

[Mr. BAW]

I came into work today and saw a luggage tag with Abel on it. It was the last name of one of the passengers.

It fell off a suitcase of countless threads!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

OK, now when I look at the name ABEL it looks all funny.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Funny how? Funny like a clown ... it amuses you?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'll funny your FACE!

 

[JessicaAnn]

I'll your face

 

[meegannie]

I'm going to name my kid Cain.

I got ABEL spam today. t was "Which soft drink brand do you prefer?" I voted for ABEL since she didn't get it....She likes Coke, right?

 

[JessicaAnn]

this thread:

 

[zoney!]

I'm going to name my kid Cain.

I got ABEL spam today. t was "Which soft drink brand do you prefer?" I voted for ABEL since she didn't get it....She likes Coke, right?

you know, I post a nice thread about ABEL, and you all get mean about it...mocking he love for Pepsi and saying you think ABEL looks funny. I don't appreciate it.

 

[daafish]

I remember when Sicy and I were at the Ford dealer. one of the mechanics was named Abel

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Bonochick]

When I was tricked into being a dirty telemarketer ( ), this one dude I called had the last name of Abel, and he was such an ass.

 

[Ody]

The guy's name that I knew was not Mark.

So, maybe you didn't have the guy I knew's luggage.

How's that for a poorly worded sentence?

 

[zoney!]

good job Ody.

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

i wrote a poem one time about Cain

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Maybe his name was Remark.

Remark Abel.

 

[zoney!]

I consider you a friend Lemon Merengue. A wonderful....so, when I say this, it comes form the bottom of my heart...that was bad.