My first job was at a shoe store. Whenever something went wrong, we always blamed Herkamer, the stockroom ghost.
When I was little, I always blamed everything on Whiskers. One time, I was trying to balance a can of pop on my head, and it fell and spilled all over the couch. I told Mom that Whiskers had knocked it over.
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BC's Dad: "Bono's parents should have named him Huey...Huey Hewson."
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"I don't particularly like myth, but to me mystery is everything." --The Edge
"Left my sweet soul beneath the bedclothes/ I?m not coming down/ Walls have ears/ but no one hears/ when nobody?s around"--Starsailor