Ali Rose
New Yorker
Ok so i get up this morning and pull my car out into the driveway only to discover i have a friggin FLAT TIRE. completely FLAT. which wouldnt be such a big deal if it hadnt also happened EXACTLY 3 WEEKS AGO. TWICE.
A few weeks ago I borrowed my moms car to go to church cuz a tire on my car was flat. WHen I came out from church a tire on my moms car was flat. All on Sundays. The only place I go on Sundays is to church and lunch afterwards. I'm really starting to think somebody is out to get me. No joke. All my 6 years of driving never ONE flat and this month I have 3. I'm seriously scared here. Tires just dont flatten on their own.
Hold me.
*looks around frightened-like*
A few weeks ago I borrowed my moms car to go to church cuz a tire on my car was flat. WHen I came out from church a tire on my moms car was flat. All on Sundays. The only place I go on Sundays is to church and lunch afterwards. I'm really starting to think somebody is out to get me. No joke. All my 6 years of driving never ONE flat and this month I have 3. I'm seriously scared here. Tires just dont flatten on their own.
Hold me.
*looks around frightened-like*