I'm Officially a Refugee........

[bonosloveslave]

.....and I can't see it

Silly Premium Member


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oh well yay for my 1000th post

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Congrats!


Sicy's gonna kick your ass for mentioning the premium thing, lol

 

[Basstrap]

don't worry about sicy
what's she gonna do?

dance you a new one?

hehehe
har

congrats

1000 represents fertility where I come from

 

[Bonochick]

1000 represents fertility where I come from

It also represents the number of reasons why asstrap is lame.

 

[Basstrap]

where's that 'other contacts' button?

don't listen to BC she's a little special...just nod your head and smile...it makes her feel good

 

[Bonochick]

where's that 'other contacts' button?

don't listen to BC she's a little special...just nod your head and smile...it makes her feel good

You know nothing about making Ms. Plath feel good.

*moan*

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

where's that 'other contacts' button?

don't listen to BC she's a little special...just nod your head and smile...it makes her feel good

Yeah, then back away slowly.

 

[Basstrap]

if you can, get that plastic spork out of her hand

 

[Bonochick]

1000 Reasons Why Asstrap Is Lame

1. He doesn't taste like papaya.
2. His socks never match.
3. He's Canadian.
4. He makes out with his mirror in front of donkeys.
5. He ate too much pie and puked on the Pope.
6. He used to run a snake farm.
7. He likes the taste of eggshells in the morning.
8. He wears sunglasses on his neck.
9. He likes to put on lipstick and kiss the refrigerator.
10. He sings show tunes to old ladies at bus stops.

*to be continued when I feel like it*

 

[Bonochick]

11. He thinks, "Hi! I like to eat turkey!" is a pick up line.
12. He has a suit made out of newspapers.
13. He has worn a punch bowl on his head on more than three occasions.
14. He likes to dance with his extensive stuffed animal collection.
15. He once tried to steal money from a 5 year old...and he got his ass whooped.
16. He likes to lick power cords.
17. He uses gel on his chest hair.
18. His chest hair isn't real...he just glued some cat hair on himself.
19. He once had a pet rock named Wooba...and he gave Wooba a funeral when it, um, I mean he, died.
20. He likes to wear knee socks and miniskirts because it makes him feel so free.

 

[Basstrap]

I can't believe my eyes/ neural messages

 

[Bonochick]

21. He once fake puked Jell-O to get out of climbing the rope in gym class.
22. He shaved his eyebrows for a nickel (then again, that's probably like $500 in Canada...)
23. He likes to eat mustard packets and salt packets from restaurants for dinner.
24. He tried to invent a new dance craze called "The Elephant" (I won't even go into details on that one...kinda sick...).
25. He hits on trash cans...and claims to have even gotten lucky with one once.
26. Nobody will play chess with him cuz he sticks the pawns up his nose.
27. He tried to sell his autograph on Ebay.
28. He wrote a song for a cow...but the cow was dead...and he'd eaten it...
29. He likes to wear pink beaded necklaces...*giggle*
30. He made a new cracker dip by chewing up crackers and spitting it out in containers...he called it "Kirk's Homestyle Dippin' Cream".

 

[Ali Rose]

all are true with the exception of #14

 

[Bonochick]

31. He eats lip gloss (mmmmm...strawberry......).
32. He tried to reenact "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!" with himself, a penguin, and a chocolate bar.
33. He likes to go to department stores and run around with bras on his head, yelling, "I'm Captain Boob!"
34. He once went to the mall wearin' nothin' but two strategically placed pies.
35. He likes to dip roses in chocolate and sell them to blind people.
36. He once made a cheesy music video for Madonna's "Like A Virgin".
37. He tried to build a house out of cheese.
38. He bites his toenails.
39. He bites his neighbour's toenails.
40. He likes to dance in his boxers in watermelon patches while singing Petula Clark's "Downtown".

 

[Screaming Flower]

bc, i am simply speechless.

 

[Bonochick]

41. He thinks Zip-Loc bags are "advanced technology".
42. He made a turtle out of mashed potatoes and put it in the freezer...he named him Turty Tator.
43. He likes to take apart floppy disks and ask strangers, "Hey! Have you ever seen the inside of one of these before? WOW!"
44. At least 50% of the items in his closet can be described with the word "pink" or "lacey".
45. Sometimes...he kisses the smiley...ya know...just for practice!
46. He was arrested for a string of ottoman thefts.
47. He has a wading pool that he likes to fill with orange juice and race rubber ducks in.
48. He's considered changing his nickname to Tassbrap.
49. He still thinks spitballs are funny.
50. He likes to make potato chips families...mommy chip, daddy chip...and oh, look! Baby chip!

 

[adamswildhoney]

Congrats Bonosloveslave!!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

bc, i am simply speechless.

Nah. I think she got these off the Ryan Adams official site.

 

[Bonochick]

Nah. I think she got these off the Ryan Adams official site.

The only place I got these from are from Bassy.

Though...yes...I think I need to hang around at the Ryan forum more...so that I don't miss Ryan posting and chatting again!

*kicking self*

 

[Bonochick]

51. He dressed up as Britney Spears for Halloween, citing that he was looking for an excuse to wear his school girl outfit.
52. He likes to stuff lemons down his pants and ask girls to squeeze his fruit.
53. He used to shave hamsters and glue their fur to hats...he called 'em Buffamas.
54. He likes to wear berets.
55. He once dressed up as a mime and went around asking everybody to guess what he was, completely missing the point...
56. He eats Silly Putty.
57. He likes to speak in weird accents and ask people if they know where their knickers have been.
58. He uses Sharpies to draw pictures of Limp Bizkit on his arms.
59. When picking up a girl for a date, he drives an invisible car and makes car sounds...and won't drive you anywhere unless you buckle up...and make the sounds...
60. He made a wig out of cotton candy for the neighbour's parakeet.

 

[Basstrap]

on account of it being impossible for anyone to come up with 1000 different things here I have decided to take my chances and make this interesting.

here are the terms:

If you somehow make it to 1000 I will change my avatar and sig to one of your choosing and I will prasie your infinite wisdom in every response to any thread or post you make

in order for you to win, ALL 1000 of your entries must be sufficiently different...you can't have "He likes to kiss brown cats" and "he likes to kiss green cats"
they must be more different than that.
you cannot edit a post to change two entires that are too much alike...if you make a mistake once, you lose.

If I win I choose your avatar and you must change your sig to say "Basstrap is the best interferencer. I pale under his brilliant intelligence and good handsom looks"

or something to that effect.

agree..?

*extends hand*

 

[Bonochick]

61. He stands outside of elevators and acts like a ride attendant at a carnival ("Please keep your hands and feet inside the elevator at all times...").
62. He sleeps with dinosaur sheets.
63. He makes elbow macaroni necklaces.
64. He doesn't always wear underwear so that people can't give him a wedgie...but it doesn't work...cuz they just use his pants...
65. He likes to make his own clothes...3 words..."puff paint" and "glitter".
66. He wishes he was as cool as Screech from "Saved by the Bell".
67. He erected a shrine to Bill Cosby out of sweaters he stole from the Salvation Army (that reminds me of this one time when I annoyed the Salvation Army bell ringer...she was a friend of my friend's, and I said the wrong thing, and she threw her bell at me, and it hit me in the eye...of course, she had waited until AFTER I donated...).
68. He wanted to become a Girl Scout because of the cookies...and the uniform...
69. He has a used gum collection that used to be under his bed...until it became his bed.
70. When bored, he enjoys polishing his celebrity toilet seat collection.

 

[Bonochick]

on account of it being impossible for anyone to come up with 1000 different things here I have decided to take my chances and make this interesting.

here are the terms:

If you somehow make it to 1000 I will change my avatar and sig to one of your choosing and I will prasie your infinite wisdom in every response to any thread or post you make

in order for you to win, ALL 1000 of your entries must be sufficiently different...you can't have "He likes to kiss brown cats" and "he likes to kiss green cats"
they must be more different than that.
you cannot edit a post to change two entires that are too much alike...if you make a mistake once, you lose.

If I win I choose your avatar and you must change your sig to say "Basstrap is the best interferencer. I pale under his brilliant intelligence and good handsom looks"

or something to that effect.

agree..?

*extends hand*

You're on.

I noticed you didn't give me a deadline either.....................

Oh, the mistakes you people make.............

Don't worry...it will be done though...oh yes...it will be done...

 

[Basstrap]

you cheater!!

you totally need a deadline

grrr


arg

YARR!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

71. He enjoys tie-dying his underwear (the pairs that are still intact after all the wedgies, that is).
72. He drinks all liquids from a hamster's water bottle.
73. He thinks that Salome is a really nice girl.
73. He enjoys licking the back of his hand, thinking, So THAT'S what I taste like.....
74. He's just waitin' for the day when taffeta gowns come back into style.
75. He tried to set a record for stuffin' the most plastic army men in his mouth...he started to choke on the guy with the bazooka after 4 though and cried for his mom.
76. He often ponders why paste doesn't taste as good as it did when he was a kid.
77. He gets turned on by rubbing lightbulbs all over his body.
78. When bored, he enjoys scanning his body parts and mailing them to random people from the phone book.
79. He makes scarves and other winter apparel out of duct tape.
80. He wonders how the snow in snowglobes never melts...it's just so damn amazing!!

 

[Bonochick]

81. He likes to put blue M&M's in his eyes and scream, "Ole blue eyes is back!!!!"
82. He tries to set fire on fire...but he's never sure whether or not he has succeeded...so he sits and thinks about it...for hours...
83. He wonders why male cheerleaders get windpants instead of skirts.
84. He wears a mud mask everynight...he says it's specially medicated and prescribed by his doctor or else he will die, but I have yet to see a doctor's note.
85. He plays cards with himself...and cheats...and beats himself up when he finds out that he's been cheated.
86. He enjoys rubbing peanut butter on his feet and having anteaters lick it off.
87. He likes to chew on chalk.
88. He drinks milk through his nose.
89. He tries to suck the chlorophyl out of grass to see if it will make him turn green.
90. He traded the secret of life for some magic beans and a porno magazine.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Sicy]

This is funny...after reading the ten reasons.. I was going to reply "I cant think of 100 reasons" .. thanks bc you saved me some time.

 

[Basstrap]

she'll run outta steam
she will

 

[Bonochick]

10% Complete!

91. He once said to a girl, "I lost my phone number...can I have yours?"...and he was serious.
92. He collects soiled rugs and lays them on a slide, calling it his Magic Carpet Ride.
93. He enjoyed it when he got his shirt collar snagged good on a hook because he could finally say he was well hung.
94. He collects dirt from computer mice and is in the process of making the world's largest mouse dirt ball.
95. He likes to glue rhinestones to sunglasses and sing "Benny and the Jets".
96. He thinks all brown bunnnies are made of chocolate.
97. He flosses with his phone cord...it's the perfect size for the gaps between his teeth.
98. He has to buy shoes with Velcro straps because he still can't tie his shoes.
99. He carries a briefcase to make him feel important, but it's just full of Pez.
100. He's amazed by how hot that egg yolk up in the sky is.