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TylerDurden

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I'm so bored and restless, and I've only been at work for half an hour.
I'm just going to use this thread to vent and rant and drop in random thoughts all day.

I had a wonderful ham & cheese croissant for breakfast today.

It's my sisters 16th birthday today.

She's at least 5 yrs more mature then me.

The people here are funny. This place is either a sitcom or a soapie.

The Elevation DVD is amazing.

I want a summer fling. That'd be fun.

I love this time of year. I'm glad we have Christmas in summer down here.

I'll be back with more in a bit.
 
Anyone?

I'm looking forward very much to 2002.
Going overseas in June. Doing Asia. Thailand, Vietnam, Indonesia, maybe China, maybe Hongkers.
 
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? California consumes more bottled water than any other product.

? California has issued 6 drivers licenses to people named "Jesus Christ."

? The world's shortest river is the "D" river in Oregon. It's only 120 feet (37 m). It connects Devil's lake to the nearby Pacific Ocean.

? In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

? Nevada is the driest state in the U.S.. Each year it averages 7.5 inches (19 cm) of rain.

? In December 1997, the state of Nevada became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God" protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000.

? In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

? Salt Lake City, Utah has a law against carrying an unwrapped ukulele on the street.

? Arizona was the last of the 48 adjoining continental states to enter the Union.

? It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.

? The meteorite that hit/made The Barringer crater in Arizona weighed more than 50,000 tons.

? The amount of concrete used in the building of the Hoover Dam is equal to that of paving a 4-foot (1.2 m) wide footpath around the equator.

? Wyoming was the first state to give women the right to vote in 1869.

? Denver, Colorado lays claim to the invention of the cheeseburger.

? Denver, Colorado consumes less prune juice per capita than any other city in the United States.

? The first license plate on a car in the United States was issued in Denver, Colorado in 1908.

? In Fruita, Colorado the town folk celebrate "Mike the Headless Chicken Day." Seems that a farmer named L.A. Olsen cut off Mike's head on September 10, 1945 in anticipation of a chicken dinner - and Mike lived for another 4 years without a head. Mike died from choking on a corn kernel.

? The state of Maryland has no natural Lakes.

? Illinois has the highest number of personalized license plates than any other state.

? Austin, Texas has the highest percentage of college graduates, 31 percent. Newark, New Jersey has the lowest, 6 percent.

? Residents of Houston, Texas lead the U.S. in eating out - approximately 4.6 times per week.

? The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one-mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

? Laredo, Texas is the U.S.'s farthest inland port.

? There is a town in Texas called "Ding Dong."

? Rugby, North Dakota is the geographical center of North America.

? Butte County, South Dakota is the geographical center of the U.S.

? "Home on the Range" is the state song for Kansas.

? It is illegal to get fish drunk in Oklahoma.

? The world's largest McDonalds is located on I-44 at Vinita, Oklahoma. It goes from one side of the interstate to the other, passing over the interstate.

? Louisiana's capital building is the tallest one of any U.S. state.

? Louisiana is the only state not to have counties. They are called Parishes.

? Mississippi is the poorest state.

? Hawaii is the only coffee producing state.

? New Jersey has a spoon museum.

? One in seven workers in Boston, Massachusetts walks to work.

? The Boston University Bridge on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts, is one of the few places in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane.

? The "Dull Men's Hall of Fame" is located in Carroll, Wisconsin.

? Gary, Indiana is the murder capital of the U.S. - probably the world.

? Alabama was the first state to recognize Christmas as an official holiday.

? The largest NFL stadium is the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan.

? Michigan was the first state to have roadside picnic tables.

? No matter where you stand in Michigan, you are never more than 85 miles from a Great Lake.

? Marshall almost became the state capital of Michigan but lost by one vote in 1848.

? In 1997, Michigan became the 16th state to allow the blind to hunt.

? The official beverage of Ohio is tomato juice.
 
What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?
Life is hard compared to what?

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Ballerinas are always on their toes. Why don't they just get taller ballerinas?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If stupidity can get you into a mess, then why can't it get you out?

If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy?

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

If a cluttered desk is characteristic of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk mean?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

Why is that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes--why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Was today really necessary?

Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it do the other trees make fun of it?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If it's 0 degrees today, and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
excuse my tedium flow at the moment...I am equally bored and depressed...doesn't help that I have to live in a country that enjoys Winter all year long....*grumble*
 
Excellent! People!

Can you believe I actually had to do a bit of work then? Bloody hell! I want a pay rise.

I think Jess Gower is really cute. She's an Aussie actress. Never mind.

I had my first nightmare for years the other night. I was escaping from somewhere and I got caught in an airconditioning vent. Couldn't move and somehow I knew I was going to die there. Then I woke up. What the hell does that mean?!?
 
I've been at work for an hour and I want to go NOW! Time for Kristina-random-thoughts:

*I shouldn't be on the computer, I should be using this extra time to study

*That last thought was damn funny!

*There's too much chocolate at work--I need to stop eating that shit.

*I'm going out to eat with everyone from work on Friday--bosses treat.

*Later we'll be hitting all the bars in town, catching some good local bands.

*I have so much work to do this weekend, but I know I'll be plastered on Friday thus rendering me completely useless on Saturday.

*I need to buy one more present for both mom and my brother for xmas.

*Work sucks--I need to marry a rich man.

*I need to get my passport!

*London is going to be so fun!!!!!!!!

*I bet nobody will read this.

*Work sucks.

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
 
Plastered on Friday! I will too!

I just had lunch. Sushi. Nice.

Saw a girl I haven't seen in years. Used to have a thing for her. It's a pity she has the personality of a penguin because she has one of the nicest smiles that ever existed.

I have got to quit smoking.

I swear I get more porn junk email then everyone else I know combined. Hotmail. Love 'em.

I'm heavier then I've ever been at the moment. Luckily I'm 6'4 so it doesn't show, I'm just 'softer' in some parts
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But still, I should try and get rid of it. No point till after Xmas/NYears. Sweet.

Thats all for now.
 
Well it's almost midnight here--one more hour of work! Yay!

*When I go home I will immediately turn on Leno (even though I hate him) so I can tape Garbage.

*They better play Cherry Lips.

*Yum, I haven't had sushi in a while--that sounds good.

*It's raining--weird this time of the year--it should be snowing.

*12 days til xmas--and my roomate's 22nd b-day.

*I want to have a big New Year's eve bash this year--I need to talk to my friends about that.

*No one is in the library--strange considering next week is finals.

*Work still sucks.

*I haven't eaten any chocolate at work today--that's good.

*Where are all the hot men?

*I need to stop biting my nails.

*I can't get the entire Weezer--Pinkerton CD outta my head this week.

*I haven't seen Back to the Future in a while--I miss little Marty McFly.

*It's 11:08p.m.

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
 
April random thoughts (ok so I'm not at work but hey it's an open forum, lol)

*I'm tired*

*I'm thinking more and more about this business thing*

*I don't want to go to the unemployment office tomorrow*

*I wanna go to Kristina's NY's party*

*I miss sex*

*I am going to watch Garbage on Leno soon*

*I can't wait to read my new book*

*I wish stars really did fall from the sky*

*I have a craving for gooey pepperoni pizza right now even though I have no business eating for like, oh, the rest of my natural life.
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"I sometimes get the odd twinge that I wouldn't mind playing lead guitar, just like a couple of notes, but that's about as near as I would want to get to the front." -Larry
 
More thoughts:

*April needs to come to my party--she only lives an hour away!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE THERE!!!!!!!!!!! hehe

*I just totally checked out this guy's ass that works here in the desk across the hall as he was bending over, but whatever, he's cute.

*I miss sex too! lol

*I'm going to be in college for the rest of my life--well maybe that's not a bad thing.

*I need to quit developing "things" on professors--must be from lack of sex.

*I feel like Bridget Jones writing in her diary.

*I get to go home in 15 minutes!

*I love when people are polite and nice to me at work--makes me feel good.

*I want to beat the shit out of the people that come in here and are dicks to me.

*I bet my cat is sleeping right now.

*I'm going to check my email again even though I won't have anything new.

*I'm fucking up Tyler's thread.
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*Cheers!

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Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
 
The conversation always turns to sex, doesn't it?

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haha thats always a good thought

under the table snow slob
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Summer is here baby! Im ready for the sand and surf. I am determined to be a beach bum these hols and get meself a tan without getting skin cancer.
Ok, so I'll have to go fake...
 
Summer IS here!! And I'm so happy cos that means I can go to the pub now after work, sit in the balmy evening sun on the grass, with a cold cold beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other and entertain my friends with all of my witty conversation.

Whats a 'snow slob'? Manda? Explain? Manda?
 
Summer????????

BLARG! I'm so jealous! I despise winter!!

Hmmm I think I will move to Oz when winter hits USA, then move back when summer hits USA. Summer all year round!

Hehhehehhehehe.
 
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