If you've officialy had an erection for 4 hours...

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I faaaallll down...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Sounds like you need a refill.

 

[nurse chrissi]

go ahead guys and laugh it up - its all fun and games until you are the RN who triages the guy and has to do an exam (personal experience - shudders)

 

[JessicaAnn]

You should write a book with all of your stories

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

he must look lovely in a hospital gown...

 

[Mr. BAW]

go ahead guys and laugh it up - its all fun and games until you are the RN who triages the guy and has to do an exam (personal experience - shudders)

For we non-users, what can the typical user expect at the ER...just call your answer "reference material"...

I see the makings of a porn screenplay somewhere in this post!

 

[JessicaAnn]

I see the makings of a porn screenplay somewhere in this post!

bow chicka bow wow ...

Naughty Nurses Vol. 5: Offically in Need of a Nurse

 

[BAW]

Starring Le'Veetra Hardy

 

[nbcrusader]

he must look lovely in a hospital gown...

Unless you wear it backwards.....

 

[easytiger]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[JessicaAnn]

Yesh ... something like that.

 

[Doozer61]

okay, come out slowly, with your hands up!

 

[meegannie]

So...um...did you know you can make a couch out of dirt and grass?

 

[Basstrap]

penis.

that 'p' really makes it sound like a dirty word

I think it should be called wenis

 

[nurse chrissi]

you all have nasty dirty minds but nothing compared to a group of nurses having a drink after shift.
typical experience - hmmmm well you see theses drugs are called vasoconstrictors - think aobut the word... alot of times these poor men have high blood pressure as well at this time so give a vasodilator (a medication that can lower the BP) will sometimes help -that and some pain medication - the boys are normally pretty sore afterwards

And yes the hospital gown is funny but the walk of shame into the ER is worse

yes I'm going to burn in hell for sharing this with you

 

[youtwohearts]

You are a very strange person.

I mean that in a nice way.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Talk more dirty vascoconstrictors.... and wear your nurse hat.... and that pink and white striped uniform ...and your white nylons and those white shoes....



NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nurse chrissi]

strange is very good - at least its not normal

 

[nurse chrissi]

Talk more dirty vascoconstrictors.... and wear your nurse hat.... and that pink and white striped uniform ...and your white nylons and those white shoes....



NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate to disappoint you Mr. BAW but I wear the standard hospital green scrubs as most RNs do
The offical white uniform, cape and cap were for my pinning, halloween, and special private "performances"

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[Doozer61]