I Officially Wish I Could...

[Bonochick]

...give you all gifts.

I don't even wanna list everybody off because I know I'd forget people. But I always vowed if I got rich someday that I'd buy all my friends presents cuz that's something I've always liked to do. I wish I could just give some of my stuff to you guys to share. Oh, hell, I will name some names but don't be insulted if you are not on here because I'm just not thinking straight tonight.

Sicy, I'd give you this cute cat book I have...lists kitty traits from A-Z. It has beautiful drawings...I like to look at it before bed some nights.

April, I'd give you all my Ryan boots:

Folklore
Fool?s Gold
Heartbreaker Demos
MTV?s Music In High Places
New Songs & Cover Versions
09/09/00 Seattle, WA
11/02/00 St. Paul, MN
11/17/00 London, England
02/18/01 San Francisco, CA
04/24/01 Malmo, Sweden
05/10/01 Sheffield, England
10/03/01 New York, NY
10/10/01 Chicago, IL (Radio Broadcast Only)
11/11/01 Englewood, CO
10/20/02 Denver, CO
10/29/02 Seattle, WA
11/23/02 Manchester, England

Well, maybe I'd make you split them with Tiff cuz she likes Ryan now too. Or maybe Tiff would like something else of mine. *thinks* Damn...umm...I don't know. I guess you guys split the boots. Oh yeah...share 'em with Screamer too. Matt tried to burn them for you, but a bunch of them won't burn because they are messed up.

Cleasai, I'd give you my phone cuz I bet you could use a new one by now. Mine sucks anyway, but it's the thought that counts. I'm not thinking though.

Salome, I'd give you my blender. Shit, I don't have one. Well, I bet the neighbors do.

Like O2, I'd give you this kick ass U2 poster John got me. It's at his house and under his bed, I think.

BOOOOOOOOMCHA!!! I would give you a TV tray that would satisfy all of your TV tray needs.

Ummmmmmm..........who the hell else?????? Hold on, I've got more......

 

[Bonochick]

HelloAngel...you could have my Depeche Mode stuff...cuz I don't know anybody else who likes them as much as you. Well, maybe Cleasai...but you already would get my phone, you greedy dork!

meggie...oh, geez, you are so damn cool...I don't know what to get you...umm...I think I have $15 in my purse! You could buy yourself something nice!

zoney...you could have your ball back. Hehe...I'm a re-gifter!!!

Kirk...*throws a box of macaroni and cheese at you* There ya go!

 

[Bonochick]

Disclaimer: I am a greedy little bitch and will be buried with all of my possessions.

But we're just playing pretend..........................

 

[Sicy]

 

[Bonochick]

jkayet...you could have my old magazine collection. I've got stacks and stacks of 'em! All sorts!! Music, fashion, wedding...no porn though, contrary to popular belief.

Uhhhh........

Beth, Beth, Beth!!! *throws you the TV remote* That one will drive Dad nuts.....

Soulful...you could have my Rubik's Cube...you seem like a smart guy. It just pisses me off, but I bet you could have some fun. I used to be able to do those, I tell ya. I DID!!!!

daafish....you already have Sicy...you don't need anything else.

 

[Sicy]

daafish....you already have Sicy...you don't need anything else.

 

[Bonochick]

kobe...I've got some Lincoln logs in the basement somewhere with your name on 'em!

U2SavesTheWorld...you can have my globe. Be sure to save it. Oh, wait, that's U2's job.............

The Sweetest Thing...I've got a bag of candy sitting on my desk. Mmmmmm.....good stuff! Munch, munch, munch!

Lilly...I have a government textbook you can have. Oh, wait, I sold it for Pez. Umm...want some shoes????

 

[Bonochick]

Whacka!!!! My gal!!! For you..........I give..................*looks around*...my stuffed Garfield collection. Cowboy Garfield isn't very cuddly though...his hat hurts me. OW.

 

[Like O2]

...give you all gifts.

Like O2, I'd give you this kick ass U2 poster John got me. It's at his house and under his bed, I think.

If it means you get to go to John's house and crawl under his bed, woo hoo! Go get the poster, girl!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

icelle...you can have my tambourine...you must bang it on your right hip at least 3 times a day though. It's a very prized possession of mine...used to be my grandpa's. I got it after he died.

Ody...you can have my harmonica from Tennessee, but only if you and icelle get together to jam.

daisy...you can have my harmonica from my childhood, but only if you, Ody, and icelle get together to jam.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

Rubik's cube!

I was a deprived child

 

[Bonochick]

ACRO...you get my book of useless information. Oh, and another big thanks for the boots...I'll never forget that.

Angie!!! You get.....*drumroll*...my fish! Don't forget to feed him...he likes the green flakes the best.

 

[Bonochick]

Hi, arw9797! I seeeeeeeeee yoooooou!!!!!!!!

You can have my Lite Brite...it's in the basement in the yellow cabinet. It might need a new bulb though.

Like this ------->

 

[Bonochick]

ABEL, you can have my Barbie dolls, so long as you promise to not pose them in sexual positions.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

ABEL, you can have my Barbie dolls, so long as you promise to not pose them in sexual positions.

you have NO idea how hard you just made me laugh I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

 

[Bonochick]

you have NO idea how hard you just made me laugh I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything.

Well, I've had some problems with IOers doing such in the past...so I have to make sure my collection retains as much purity as possible!

Oh...and for you...since I made you laugh...you can have all of my Garfield books because they always make me snort Pepsi everytime I read 'em.

 

[Bonochick]

Iris...you can have my lipstick collection...no germs, I swear! You could always cut the tops off if you are a REAL germaphobe.

IWasBored...you can have my car. She answers to the name of Gretta, and she loves having her dashboard stroked lovingly.

 

[Sicy]

Kat you have such a great imagination.. I swear you should write books or comedy or something.

 

[cell]

awww i love the tambourine!

*bangs tambourine on hip 3 times*

 

[Bonochick]

dizzy...you can claim ownership rights of "Unfaithful Jelly" and do whatever you wish with the phrase. For example, you may want to name a line of lawn furniture after it. Or mayhaps you will create Faithful Peanutbutter, and then the FP can bitch out the UP for having an affair with the Homewrecking Bread.

u2popmofo...I have this empty Pucker bottle that's acting as a "bookend", so to speak, for my Ryan boot collection. Once April, Tiff, and Screamer take the boots, you can have the bottle. It's lucky and magical. I almost ended up in the ER after consuming its laced contents. *sigh* Meeemorieees..... Oh, you can have my lava lamp too.

*looks around* Damn, I shouldn't have said so many people because now I KNOW there are like only a few I forgot probably, and now they will feel extra excluded...please don't! I love you all!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

: KhanadaRhodes, you can have a delicious order of sweet and sour chicken. the fraumobile will drive you herself! she doesn't wink anymore, so you can drive her at night as long as you can guess how fast you go since you won't be able to see the speedometer.

: omigor wow thanks!!! how did you know i was craving sweet and sour chicken? aww, and the one thing i love more than billy and chicken is the fraumobile! she winked? what? but can he come too?

: of course! who do you think is paying?! don't ask about the winking.

: oh, right!!! hey... did robert plant just say he wants to be a "backdoor man?"

: perhaps. but just remember, you have to bring your own equal to the restaurant, since they make the lighting all weird so sugar packets look blue. but they have soy sauce.

: you know, one of these days i will reserve the private dining room there so we can watch vh1 classic in there and make sure we're there during the request hour so we can see plenty of roger hodgson.

: yes yes i know. HAD A DREAM I WAS BORN TO BE NAKED IN THE EYE OF A STORM!!!!

hehe i'm talking to myself.

 

[daisybean]

Thanks for the Harmonica

I had one once, and then my parents took it away because they said it sounded like me walking on cats.

 

[IWasBored]

IWasBored...you can have my car. She answers to the name of Gretta, and she loves having her dashboard stroked lovingly.

*calls rmv to take driver's test*


i saw this lamp in a store when i was little that had this huge lemon lampshade. no joke. there was a strawberry and a banana too. i'll go find that and you can have that, ok?

you know, the scary thing is that if i saw a lamp now with a lemon for a lampshade, i would seriously consider buying it

 

[dizzy]

dizzy...you can claim ownership rights of "Unfaithful Jelly" and do whatever you wish with the phrase. For example, you may want to name a line of lawn furniture after it. Or mayhaps you will create Faithful Peanutbutter, and then the FP can bitch out the UP for having an affair with the Homewrecking Bread.

Why, thank you BC. Finally, I can use my business degree.

 

[Angel]

 

[HelloAngel]

BC, you have one of the most kind and generous spirits I've come across in this lifetime. I want to second Sicy's motion about you writing a book someday. I really hope that you go on to touch many lives with your big heart.

Who knows, maybe one day you and I will be duking it out on the New York Times best seller list!

 

[kobayashi]

thank you BC...im a somewhat fearful of what a lincoln log is but i will treasure it

 

[Bonochick]

Angel and Khanada...I forgot you, but don't worry because I'll never forget you. Except for that one time...last night...when I was making this list...I should have checked it twice. Damn Santa...always up on stuff.

Okay, Angel...you can have my Discman...there's a present inside of it too!!!!

Angel: *opens Discman* RYAN????? Yuck!!!!! *throws it out window*

BC:

Khanada...you can have the soundtrack to The Wedding Singer...it's part 1. I bet you already have it though, don't you? You do???? Fine then, you ingrate!!!!!

Ingrate, ingrate, ingrate! You can have my cheese grater, you ingrate! Okay, it's my dad's, but he'll never miss it.

 

[Ody]

Hey, I like harmonica's too. I used to be able to play a song on mine, but I lost the harmonica and forgot the song.

We need a harmonica jam though. What sounds good on harmonica and tamborine?

 

[ABEL]

ABEL, you can have my Barbie dolls, so long as you promise to not pose them in sexual positions.

BC!!!!!