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Old 12-01-2005, 12:24 AM   #1
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I officially hate it when I pee on my shoes.

I do.

I thought I had the wind direction all figured out, but it was the gusts and their little turny thing they do that got me.
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would that be standing up?
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hey Martha - I guess NO ONE (male or female) is immune to this issue

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Old 12-01-2005, 10:32 AM   #7
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Um.....

F#ck the wind !!!!
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would that be standing up?
I wish. Steve never pees on his shoes.
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Old 12-01-2005, 11:32 AM   #10
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so sorry for your shoes... Hope they were too expensive!
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It's real bad when the shoes are still in the closet.....
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They were on my feet!!
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Old 12-01-2005, 02:20 PM   #13
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Don't you have toilets?
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I wish. Steve never pees on his shoes.

but he peed on yours? i assume that's why you put "his" in italics.
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They were on my feet!!


why were you peeing on your shoes while standing in your closet? isn't the toilet just down the hall?
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I wiped the pee off with some dirt.
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I wiped the pee off with some dirt.


there's dirt in your closet?

what are you, some kind of Republican?
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:22 PM   #19
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it sucks when this happens, but when I was on tour in Chicago, we had to stop the van on the Highway, lets just say I learned a lesson, dont pee against the wind.
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Old 12-01-2005, 06:45 PM   #20
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Yeah, I learned all about this when I started using a pee funnel to pee outside instead of squatting (I'm a girl). I also learned why guys pee on bushes... stops the splatter.
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