I officially hate it when I pee on my shoes.

[martha]

I do.

I thought I had the wind direction all figured out, but it was the gusts and their little turny thing they do that got me.

 

[Doozer61]

would that be standing up?

 

[Sicy]

 

[zonelistener]

hey Martha - I guess NO ONE (male or female) is immune to this issue

 

[Doozer61]

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[YBORCITY]

 

[Numb1075]

Um.....

F#ck the wind !!!!

 

[martha]

would that be standing up?

I wish. Steve never pees on his shoes.

 

[lady luck]

so sorry for your shoes... Hope they were too expensive!

 

[nbcrusader]

It's real bad when the shoes are still in the closet.....

 

[martha]

They were on my feet!!

 

[yimou]

 

[StuckInALemon]

Don't you have toilets?

 

[IWasBored]

I wish. Steve never pees on his shoes.

but he peed on yours? i assume that's why you put "his" in italics.

 

[Irvine511]

They were on my feet!!

why were you peeing on your shoes while standing in your closet? isn't the toilet just down the hall?

 

[martha]

I wiped the pee off with some dirt.

 

[Irvine511]

I wiped the pee off with some dirt.

there's dirt in your closet?

what are you, some kind of Republican?

 

[DeadMansParty]

it sucks when this happens, but when I was on tour in Chicago, we had to stop the van on the Highway, lets just say I learned a lesson, dont pee against the wind.

 

[cynica]

Yeah, I learned all about this when I started using a pee funnel to pee outside instead of squatting (I'm a girl). I also learned why guys pee on bushes... stops the splatter.

 

[Sicy]

Don't you have toilets?

 

[u2granny]

Re: hey Martha - I guess NO ONE (male or female) is immune to this issue

Apologies in advance to anyone who's offended.



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[zonelistener]

why were you peeing on your shoes while standing in your closet? isn't the toilet just down the hall?

Oh Irvine...like you've NEVER been drunk before!

 

[martha]

lets just say I learned a lesson, dont pee against the wind.

See, boys can decide things like this. Girls have to gauge the amount of turniness in the wind gusts and then try to finish before one of the gusts blows the pee onto the heels of your shoes. It's very difficult to move out of the wind when one is squatting.

 

[martha]

Yeah, I learned all about this when I started using a pee funnel to pee outside instead of squatting (I'm a girl). I also learned why guys pee on bushes... stops the splatter.

Funnels are for people who plan ahead.

 

[martha]

there's dirt in your closet?

what are you, some kind of Republican?

Damn. My secret is out.

 

[joyfulgirl]

At least you didn't get a rattlesnake bite during the peeing on your shoes event. That happened to a friend of mine.

 

[martha]

 

[Irvine511]

Oh Irvine...like you've NEVER been drunk before!

who, moi?

 

[Irvine511]

Damn. My secret is out.

i knew it!