I officially feel like a little kid.

[martha]

I've had a wad of snot in my right nostril for a week or two. It won't go away.

 

[Popmartijn]

 

[Numb1075]

if you were really a kid, you'd pick it out and wipe your finger under a table or chair

 

[Bonochick]

Do you have a Lego lodged in your left one?

 

[martha]

Do you have a Lego lodged in your left one?

The left one is clear, but at least a Lego would eventually go away.

 

[verte76]

Sorry about that, I hope you feel better soon.

 

[IWasBored]

i don't know if they sell them in california, but out here we've got these things called tissues.

unless it's one of those regenerating wads of snot. like a starfish or something, you cut off part of its blob and the fucker keeps growing back.

 

[Utoo]

Nothin' like a large fingernail.

 

[martha]

unless it's one of those regenerating wads of snot. like a starfish or something, you cut off part of its blob and the fucker keeps growing back.

This would be it.

 

[She Is Raging]

try a netti pot. Also known as Sinucleanse at Walgreens. Seems very strange, but works wonders.

 

[IWasBored]

jar of horseraddish?

 

[Carek1230]

Just wipe it on your sleeve and go on about your business, that's what kids do!

 

[ABEL]

i've been having the same trouble with my nostrils too martha

 

[martha]

Nostrils

 

[Doozer61]

the other day at work i coughed not expecting anything to come out and out popped a little phlegm ball right onto my thumb. there were no tissues around so i had to carry this thing about 50 yards to the bathroom.

 

[Mr. BAW]

That's what walls are for.........

 

[Popmartijn]

That's what walls are for.........

So you're living in a house with green walls?

 

[Doozer61]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i don't know if they sell them in california, but out here we've got these things called tissues.

they don't, we live like barbarians here. we don't have silverware either .

 

[Utoo]

the other day at work i coughed not expecting anything to come out and out popped a little phlegm ball right onto my thumb. there were no tissues around so i had to carry this thing about 50 yards to the bathroom.

Gotta fling that baby!

THWAP!

 

[ABEL]

That's what walls are for.........

or under the desk at work





where'd you get those cute little muffins doozer

*cough*theonesinyoursig*cough*

 

[martha]

where'd you get those cute little muffins doozer

*cough*theonesinyoursig*cough*

She coughed them up!!!







I crack myself up when it's getting late.




And it's only 9PM.

 

[BluRmGrl]

You're not alone with your nostril/snot wad problem, Martha... I've had the same issue here on the East Coast for about a week, but this one's stuck in the back of my throat & won't come out.

 

[Doozer61]

ABEL loves my muffins!!

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[Lila64]

Gotta fling that baby!

THWAP!

so true!

and muffins
and where did she get them?

 

[Doozer61]

 

[martha]

Back on topic please.

I stuck a Q-tip up the offending nostril last week, and all I got for my effort was a smaller snotwad and a cold.

 

[ABEL]

i got a bloody nose

 

[Doozer61]

quit pickin' it