I Officially Demand Answers

[pax]

Maybe I'll have pizza for dinner tonight, before which I will hopefully get the answers I demand.

 

[dandy]

you just responded to your own demand for answers.








IO imitating life.

 

[pax]

How do you know I don't demand more than one answer?

There are several.

In fact, the thread title SAYS I demand ANSWERS, not an ANSWER.

 

[Bonochick]

Fries.

 

[pax]

poutine!

 

[dandy]

cheesecake?

 

[pax]

Almost three hours later and I still have no answers.

You all disgust me.

 

[U2Girl1978]

Chocolate

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

The answer is moot.

 

[Bonochick]

It's a moo point.

 

[nbcrusader]

It is the sound of one hand clapping.....

 

[pax]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it...

 

[U2Girl1978]

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


Ok.


Two horses playing in the mud. HA!

 

[Cassis]

the sounds of an elephant splashing into the ocean from a good 5 miles high

 

[pax]

Someone rated my thread 5 stars.

The only other thread I ever had that anyone even bothered to rate was my thread in the tour forum about Adam and Bono kissing.

I thank you all.

 

[pax]

Jeff, dammit, I know that was you.

 

[Doozer61]

there, you got your answer, didn't you? we all have the answers inside of us.

 

[pax]

Dammit, Doozer, stop making it easy for me to make dirty jokes.

I need answers.

ANSWERS!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

69

 

[pax]

You stay out of this!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Squash.








Ok, I'm out.

 

[pax]

April, baby, I never meant to treat you bad, she meant nothin' to me baby, baby please come back...

:: offers squash ::

 

[JessicaAnn]

"It's beef you cook with rat poison, right?"
~MajorMajor

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

April, baby, I never meant to treat you bad, she meant nothin' to me baby, baby please come back...

:: offers squash ::

Lysol?

 

[U2Girl1978]

If you seek answers, look inside your heart. It will come to you.

 

[pax]

Lysol?

For you, baby, anything.

I'll get you a big bottle of Lysol all iced out with APRIL in big swirly letters.

 

[Doozer61]

i like 77 better than 69

 

[BluRmGrl]

The answer is Sporks-n-Brains!

 

[Dismantled]

*gets spork out of purse

 

[pax]

Oh no, you don't.

In my threads, brains get eaten with CHOPSTICKS.