I/O... What Part of No Fucking Mayo Did You Not Understand?

[Headache in a Suitcase]

what is so difficult about the phrase "no mayo" that the majority of those in the food service industry can't fucking get it right?

Bahhh...

 

[u2granny]

It falls into the same category as "no tomato." If there isn't a button on the register it requires too much thought and effort.

 

[BAW]

BAW: I'll have a 6 inch turkey on wheat, everything but olives, no oil and vinegar, no mayo..mustard only

Subway guy: okay, so you want everything but olives?

BAW: Yes...and no mayo please

Subway guy: do you want oil & vinegar on this?

BAW: no, mustard only, no oil, vinegar or mayo please

Subway guy: Cheese?

BAW: No.

Subway guy: mayo & mustard?

BAW: nooooo, no mayo. Mustard. Only.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Subway is the worst.

"I'll have LIGHT mayo. Just a touch."

*Subway guys squirts half a bottle of mayo on sub*

 

[unosdostres14]

Maybe the reason they give too much mayo is because mayo is FUCKIN AWESOME!

 

[U2Girl1978]

Grrrr. The people at subway need their hearing checked! I usually get a steak and cheese sub and one time they put chicken on it. I yelled at them..

I have to also yell at them that I just want lettuce and pickles and they ask if I want anything else on my sandwich..

 

[Sicy]

I love mayo .. tons of it ..

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

fuck mayo... i already have ketchup... we don't need more than one flavor adding lubricants on my burger, thank you very much.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Lubricants.

 

[Dismantled]

fuck mayo... i already have ketchup... we don't need more than one flavor adding lubricants on my burger, thank you very much.

burger lubricants

blue cheese

 

[JessicaAnn]

My dad once orderd a BLT sub from Subway and they asked if he wanted tomato on it.

 

[Bonochick]

My dad once orderd a BLT sub from Subway and they asked if he wanted tomato on it.

When I worked at the mall, my boss sent me to the food court to get her a BLT from Coney Island, and the guy asked me if I wanted bacon on it.

 

[I'm Ready]

for me its always guacamole

quiznos persono you want guacamole?
me:no thanks
quiznos person: (glops guacamole on my sub):um ill make you another sandwich

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

mayonaise

 

[DrTeeth]

BAW: I'll have a 6 inch turkey on wheat, everything but olives, no oil and vinegar, no mayo..mustard only

Subway guy: okay, so you want everything but olives?

BAW: Yes...and no mayo please

Subway guy: do you want oil & vinegar on this?

BAW: no, mustard only, no oil, vinegar or mayo please

Subway guy: Cheese?

BAW: No.

Subway guy: mayo & mustard?

BAW: nooooo, no mayo. Mustard. Only.

Do you want turkey on that?

 

[BAW]

Do you want turkey on that?

 

[BluRmGrl]

I think I was Belgian in a past life...

I'd much rather have mayo to dip my fries in than ketchup. Not that I hate ketchup, I'd just rather have most anything else for my fries - Catalina dressing, Heinz 57 steak sauce...

 

[Mr. BAW]

Lubricants.

Popeye: "What kinda of name is Olive Oyl, sounds like some kinda lubricants...yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck...."

 

[Adam'sbaby]

I think I was Belgian in a past life...

I'd much rather have mayo to dip my fries in than ketchup. Not that I hate ketchup, I'd just rather have most anything else for my fries - Catalina dressing, Heinz 57 steak sauce...

The Dutch dip their fries in mayo too... I'm Dutch and I just love fries with mayo...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I do that sometimes.

 

[00Kevin]

It falls into the same category as "no tomato." If there isn't a button on the register it requires too much thought and effort.

I've just given up on asking for no tomato

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

at least a tomato is relatively easy to take off

 

[zoney!]

I was at BK a few summers back, and had the guy convinced that if mayo anywhere near my sandwhich, that I would have an allergic reaction that would mean a visit from an ambulance. He even had the sandwhich makers change their gloves!

 

[RedRocksU2]

Lubricants.

hhhmmmm...........

 

[Angela Harlem]

Serves you people right for eating Subway!!1111


I agree though, people are unable to do things with tomato removal and god forbid should you ever ask your drink to be a diet coke with no ice. ARE THERE NO OTHER FUCKING DIABETICS ON THE PLANET????? Why is a revolting fake coke always the standard drink?

Shitstains.

 

[Cassis]

you know



mayo

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Lubricants.

i've got many uses for burger lubricants if you'd like to find out

 

[beegee]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

ya can't have meat between two buns without some burger lubricant...

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]