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Old 08-23-2005, 10:01 AM   #1
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I/O... What Part of No Fucking Mayo Did You Not Understand?

what is so difficult about the phrase "no mayo" that the majority of those in the food service industry can't fucking get it right?

Bahhh...
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It falls into the same category as "no tomato." If there isn't a button on the register it requires too much thought and effort.
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BAW: I'll have a 6 inch turkey on wheat, everything but olives, no oil and vinegar, no mayo..mustard only

Subway guy: okay, so you want everything but olives?

BAW: Yes...and no mayo please

Subway guy: do you want oil & vinegar on this?

BAW: no, mustard only, no oil, vinegar or mayo please

Subway guy: Cheese?

BAW: No.

Subway guy: mayo & mustard?

BAW: nooooo, no mayo. Mustard. Only.
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Subway is the worst.

"I'll have LIGHT mayo. Just a touch."

*Subway guys squirts half a bottle of mayo on sub*

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Maybe the reason they give too much mayo is because mayo is FUCKIN AWESOME!
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Grrrr. The people at subway need their hearing checked! I usually get a steak and cheese sub and one time they put chicken on it. I yelled at them..

I have to also yell at them that I just want lettuce and pickles and they ask if I want anything else on my sandwich..
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I love mayo .. tons of it ..
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fuck mayo... i already have ketchup... we don't need more than one flavor adding lubricants on my burger, thank you very much.
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Lubricants.
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fuck mayo... i already have ketchup... we don't need more than one flavor adding lubricants on my burger, thank you very much.
burger lubricants

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My dad once orderd a BLT sub from Subway and they asked if he wanted tomato on it.
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My dad once orderd a BLT sub from Subway and they asked if he wanted tomato on it.
When I worked at the mall, my boss sent me to the food court to get her a BLT from Coney Island, and the guy asked me if I wanted bacon on it.
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for me its always guacamole

quiznos persono you want guacamole?
me:no thanks
quiznos person: (glops guacamole on my sub):um ill make you another sandwich
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BAW: I'll have a 6 inch turkey on wheat, everything but olives, no oil and vinegar, no mayo..mustard only

Subway guy: okay, so you want everything but olives?

BAW: Yes...and no mayo please

Subway guy: do you want oil & vinegar on this?

BAW: no, mustard only, no oil, vinegar or mayo please

Subway guy: Cheese?

BAW: No.

Subway guy: mayo & mustard?

BAW: nooooo, no mayo. Mustard. Only.
Do you want turkey on that?
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Do you want turkey on that?


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I think I was Belgian in a past life...

I'd much rather have mayo to dip my fries in than ketchup. Not that I hate ketchup, I'd just rather have most anything else for my fries - Catalina dressing, Heinz 57 steak sauce...
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Lubricants.
Popeye: "What kinda of name is Olive Oyl, sounds like some kinda lubricants...yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck...."
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I think I was Belgian in a past life...

I'd much rather have mayo to dip my fries in than ketchup. Not that I hate ketchup, I'd just rather have most anything else for my fries - Catalina dressing, Heinz 57 steak sauce...

The Dutch dip their fries in mayo too... I'm Dutch and I just love fries with mayo...
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