I/O... What Part of No Fucking Mayo Did You Not Understand?

[Headache in a Suitcase]

right about now i'd normaly use the "gettingiton" smiley but someone changed it to say something about me liking poontang or something so i can't use it

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[zoney!]

Ah.

Wait.

The part that I do not understand in "no fucking mayo" would be the "no fucking" part, lubricant boy.

 

[Laird/Bono]

They hate their job....so they take it out on us consumers

*the whole passive aggressive thing*

be thankfull they don't do worse

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

the worst is when i leave civilizat...err... the new york metro area and go off to one of those crazy let's put mayo, ketchup and mustard areas... that drives me ape shit.

burger lubricant over-load.

 

[Doozer61]

headache said "lubricant"

 

[discothequeLP]

last night, i was at a mcdonalds drive thru (it was the closest fast food place, and i was hungy) and i order a quarter pounder and some fries, and as i'm leaving the speaker thing my friend shouts "EXTRA MAYO!" i thought it was funny at first, but then i found that my burger had a fresh, steaming pile of mayo inside of it

 

[Bonochick]

OMG!!!!!! That is something I would do to my friends.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i would kill

 

[Cassis]

what did ever do to you

 

[Doozer61]

NO TOMATOES!!!!

 

[Cassis]

if you ever go to burgerking, do not say yes when they ask if you want cheese

 

[Doozer61]

today i ordered the lite and healthy plate from my favorite burger place. it comes with grilled chicken, cottage cheese and salad. i said make sure the cottage cheese is in a separate container because i don't want it all over my chicken.

sure as shit, i opened my styrofoam container to find the cottage cheese TOUCHING my chicken.