Kiki
New Yorker
I.O. I'm a U2 dork
so I had to show up in court to testify against this chick who's car accident I witnessed a few months ago.
I go through the metal detector, nothing goes off. My husband threw his cell in my purse before I sent it through the xray thing. The guy says there's two cells and something else that's metal in my purse. I have NO idea what it is. I didn't have a mirror or a compact or anything. Finally I pull my wallet out and the one cop asks if it could be something in there. I said no, of course not!! Brian, my husband, starts laughing and says, check by your pictures. I didnt know what he meant, but then he whispered, you've got your metal U2 luggage tag in there!
Sure enough, I pull out the U2 luggage tag/membership card that says it all over the card U2 U2 U2. the cop just looked at me with a
and then he 
so I had to show up in court to testify against this chick who's car accident I witnessed a few months ago.
I go through the metal detector, nothing goes off. My husband threw his cell in my purse before I sent it through the xray thing. The guy says there's two cells and something else that's metal in my purse. I have NO idea what it is. I didn't have a mirror or a compact or anything. Finally I pull my wallet out and the one cop asks if it could be something in there. I said no, of course not!! Brian, my husband, starts laughing and says, check by your pictures. I didnt know what he meant, but then he whispered, you've got your metal U2 luggage tag in there!
Sure enough, I pull out the U2 luggage tag/membership card that says it all over the card U2 U2 U2. the cop just looked at me with a
and then he 
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