I/O- I wanted to be George Costanza

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Dulce de Leche]

You can be Elaine.

 

[easytiger]

Wait, you're NOT George Costanza?

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[zoney!]

you already have enough alters, Mr HIAS - you can't HANDLE George Costanza.

And you Chizip alter is sorta like George anyway!

 

[Lila64]

 

[Mr. BAW]

Georgie, you're treating your body like a circus...............

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you already have enough alters, Mr HIAS - you can't HANDLE George Costanza.

And you Chizip alter is sorta like George anyway!

yes but nelson muntz was only created because George Costanza was already taken. i would gladly trade.

and my chizip alter isn't like George... the chizip alter is waaaay more pathetic than George Costanza. I mean come on... the Rams?? Bahhh hahahaha... how silly.

 

[George Costanza]

Ah, Headache...how I pity you.

Pity's very underrated. I like pity. It's good.

 

[bono_man2002]

Darth Vader and now George Costanza!

 

[George Costanza]

Hey, let me tell ya...that Darth Vader's got nothing on me, baby! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate...I got it all!!!!!!

 

[bono_man2002]

 

[Mr. BAW]

Hey, let me tell ya...that Darth Vader's got nothing on me, baby! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate...I got it all!!!!!!

and you live with your parents..........

 

[tarquinsuperb]

It's my greatest fear turning into George. The parallels are there unfortunately.

Remember, don't whistle on the elevator.

 

[George Costanza]

and you live with your parents..........

Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents.

 

[tarquinsuperb]

Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents.

To be fair a touch of progress has been made in this department, Frasier was a little bit cooler than George.

 

[Nelson Muntz]

Ha Ha you live with your parents.

 

[Darth Vader]

Hey, let me tell ya...that Darth Vader's got nothing on me, baby! I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate...I got it all!!!!!!

It's true. You're so pathetic that you make me look smart.

 

[verte76]

Pardon my ignorance, but who on earth is George Costanza?

 

[easytiger]

Pardon my ignorance, but who on earth is George Costanza?

 

[Lila64]

George: "You don't understand. A garage... I can't even pull in there. It's like going to a prostitute. Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I could get it for free?"

 

[tarquinsuperb]

If one quote sums George up, I think it's the following:
I don't think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not special.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Maybe this will become a cool thing, living with your parents.

i will make you an offer.

nelson muntz & superman

for

george costanza & a conditional first round draft pick

 

[Doozer61]

what about a player to be named later?

 

[George Costanza]

i will make you an offer.

nelson muntz & superman

for

george costanza & a conditional first round draft pick

Is that the standard deal? Because I bet you'd offer Ted Danson a lot more.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

SUMMER OF GEORGE!