I/O... Caption This Photo

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Why am I hearing "Against All Odds" all of a sudden.

 

[waynetravis]

Hulk: ''listen brother, i'm of a washed-up tv star than you'll ever be, dude''

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Hulk Hogan, yet another celebrity who is about to find out why you don't Hassle the Hof...

 

[ABEL]

Hulk: "does this bandana match this outfit?"

 

[JCOSTER]

Hasselhoff - "My car Kit is nicer than your car, nah, nah, nananya.........and it talks to me too!)

 

[BluRmGrl]

Hogan: Here comes that dumbass emcee again who keeps asking us to sing a duet of "I Believe". Are you gonna' punch him or do I have to?

Hasselhoff: I am soo over Baywatch - let's both punch him. You go high, I'll go low.





("I Believe" was the theme song for Baywatch - according to the David Hasselhoff Greatest Hits album. :shudder: )

 

[Cin]

'guy with mic' This certainly is a match made in heaven. I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss.....and they lived happily ever after in fake tan heaven.

 

[Sicy]

Hulk: "You're doing my daughter arent you??"
Hassle: "No!! Dont you know I'm gay!?!"

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[UberBeaver]

CUT - We got a boom mike in the shot.

 

[UberBeaver]

HOGAN: I'm tired of your constant awesome, Hasselhoff. It's time you and me settle this once and for all.
HOFF: You can't be serious.
HOGAN: Oh you know I'm serious, Dave. DANCE OFF.
HOFF: Bring it, bitch.
HOGAN: Oh, I brought it. And a can of whoopass to boot, brother.
HOFF: Just a can? Pfft. I drink that stuff by the case. Let's do this.
HOGAN: Oh, we're gonna do this, brother. It's on. HOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Angela Harlem]

"Hoff, there's a lady at your 4 o'clock, man, and she's checking you out. I think she's even drooling... Look cool. Don't turn around, look staight at me"

 

[Rono]

Let`s sing a song,....

 

[Lila64]

Hof to Hogan: Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry

 

[U2MaNaIcWeIdO]

Guy with mike: *thinking* I wonder how long this staring contest will last

 

[Hulk Hogan]

I wish I knew how to quit you.

 

[the rockin edge]

HULK: what are you looking at bitch?

 

[Lila64]

You had me at hello