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Old 12-06-2006, 02:18 PM   #1
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
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this is a very serious topic that is already being discussed in FYM headache
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no shit?!


get it... no shit? she only farted? hahaha i crack myself up
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I didn't realize people actually did that.
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which one, fart or light matches to cover it up?
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Everyone knows that girls dont fart
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I knew a guy in college who liked to light his farts on fire with his lighter.
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the stupidest thing i've ever heard, especially when you're on a plane and know not to light a match or smoke
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