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Old 09-21-2005, 10:05 AM   #1
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i/o a hole in my crotch

tried squeezing through a tight space this morning and got my pants stuck on a nail... ripped a tiny hole in the crotch of my pants.

looks lovely
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Shove candy in it.
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put an Avery label on it
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There's a hole in my boyfriend's truck.
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One time, when my parents were first married, they got into a fight, and Dad locked himself in the bedroom. Mom decided to get his attention by tapping on the bedroom door with a hammer, and she put a hole in it. They hung a stocking over it. When we moved out, we took the stocking down and put a puffy tooth sticker with googly eyes from the dentist over the hole.

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Shove candy in it.

and then your co-workers can turn your crotch into a pinata
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OR.......you kind find the good looking secratary to sew it up for you
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I wasn't allowed to sew at my old job.
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I worked at a clothing store, and when buttons would fall off or there'd be a little tear along a seam, my boss said that if we let my sewing skills go at it that we wouldn't be able to sell it because I'd make it worse.

Worse???? Or a one-of-a-kind Bonochick original that we could jack up the price on???????????
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If you keep playing with it it will just get bigger.
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the hole...or Headache's, um...nevermind.


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Holy fuck...you had me laughing for five minutes just picturing that scene
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Holy fuck...you had me laughing for five minutes just picturing that scene [/B][/QUOTE]

I like to do my part.

BC, I'd buy one of your "originals", it's the vintage look
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Holy fuck...you had me laughing for five minutes just picturing that scene


Is fuck a bad word?
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not when it is used with "holy"
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what about if you use the F bomb in conjunction w/ "Wholly"
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