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Old 08-13-2003, 12:46 PM   #1
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i havent officially quit yet

i still work here until the end of next week, so tell me why this piece of shit dumbass keeps coming here to push me out!?!?

get this, hes 27, lives with his parents and has been unemployed since march.

he has not one but TWO university degrees, but he cant find work. why not, you ask?! because hes got the worst personality in the world, he literally stinks like sweat, and his clothes are always too tight.

his face is ugly.

he used to work here right when i first started, but he left to go teach esl in japan. two years later hes back, and wants my job. hes here every day trying to kiss the ass my sub-editor who has no hiring authority, but is the only person in this entire company who likes him.

my real boss cant stand him and has told everyone he wont hire him again. and besides that, why would he want this job?!!?!? with TWO degrees, one of them in journalism, you could work anywhere, not here where the pay is shit and there is NO prospect of moving up.

i have to find a picture of him and post it.

he keeps stopping by my office and telling me to go to europe, "itll be great, youll really enjoy yourself." well thanks a lot, jackass, ive been there already, i know ill have a good time.

honestly, if he comes in my office again ill beat the shit out of him.
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Old 08-13-2003, 12:50 PM   #2
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let me say it again, if he comes here and acts all cute to me for whatever reason, i WILL bloody his already ugly face into a soft red mush.
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:08 PM   #3
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i love the smell of violence in the morning.
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:27 PM   #4
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Gee. He sounds like a nice guy to me.

Ahhh...The sweet smell of sweat in the morning. (Goes well with the afore mentioned violence smell)
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:36 PM   #5
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for some reason j degrees attract a lot of losers.

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his clothes are always too tight.
its his tight pants that make me all grouchy.
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:42 PM   #6
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i have a feeling this guy looks like your avatar.
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:45 PM   #7
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bad image in my head...
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Old 08-13-2003, 01:57 PM   #8
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i have a feeling this guy looks like your avatar.
hes skinnier and has a bit more hair. add a hare-lip (sp?) and an ego that tells everyone hes God's gift to women, and your right on the money.
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beautiful.
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:15 PM   #10
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much like me and you.
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then he is a keeper. leave already. he deserves your desk.
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Old 08-13-2003, 02:20 PM   #12
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you know what, your right.

ill just move my things to storage room 'b' in the basement.
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make sure it is infested with cobwebs. it makes for a better working environment.
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its such an adorable swingline stapler!
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this thread sucks.
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Flick boogers at him!
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you are a funny one MrBrau1
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Giant Boogers! Green ones w/ blood in them! That will teach him a lesson!
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