I am officially not funny

[U2Kitten]

I am not funny. I am not witty. I am not cool. I got called unintentionally funny and it pissed me off, bad. If I get laughed at it's usually for something I meant to be serious. I try to answer people's questions honestly when I don't catch on they're being funny and want a funny answer. Just so you know that in case anyone here thought I thought I was funny!

 

[Bonochick]

I read that, and then I started watching the kitten gif in your signature, and it made me laugh. I feel very conflicted as to how I should reply to this thread.

Which is a reply in itself!

 

[zoney!]

This is not official

We already knew this!!!

wait...is she TRYING TO BE FUNNY?

Oh frogbutt.

 

[Screaming Flower]

i don't get what we're supposed to do in this thread.

 

[beegee]

i thought you were cool when you waited forever for that video i sent you.

 

[zoney!]

i don't get what we're supposed to do in this thread.

I am validating parking tickets. Did you buy more than $25 worth of merchandise while you were here?

 

[Bonochick]

Dammit, I only spent $24.87!

Do you round up?

 

[zoney!]

do you?

We have exceptions for bonohicks with beat up pick-ups!

We want them out of our upscale parking ramp as soon as possible!

 

[JessicaAnn]

ummmmm ... like zoney-baloney said ... frogbut.

 

[zoney!]

^^^^

Hey, look U2Kitten, you aren't the only one who isn't funny!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Watch it or I will start mailing monkey crap from the Milwaukee County Zoo to you ...

 

[Basstrap]

yes

 

[JeopardyQueen]

i don't get what we're supposed to do in this thread.

We challenge each other to JEOPARDY!

 

[zoney!]

Suck it, trebek!

 

[JeopardyQueen]

What sound does a doggy make?

Not kittens! Doggies!

 

[JessicaAnn]

What sound does a doggy make?

What is KILL ME NOW!!!

 

[U2Kitten]

i thought you were cool when you waited forever for that video i sent you.

I think you're cool for sending it to me at all

 

[Bonochick]

Watch it or I will start mailing monkey crap from the Milwaukee County Zoo to you ...

I haven't been there in years!!!!

 

[Basstrap]

yes

 

[JessicaAnn]

I haven't been there in years!!!!

I the zoo ... did you take a ride on the miniature train when you were there?

 

[Bonochick]

I think there's a pic of me on it one in of our albums...but I was wearing THE dorkiest outfit that day, so that pic will never surface here.

 

[Sicy]

I am funny

 

[biff]

I am funny

I feel funny.

 

[meegannie]

I'm not funny either.

 

[theSoulfulMofo]

i'm funny-looking.

 

[easytiger]

I need money.

 

[Screaming Flower]

validate this.

 

[MiniFly]

What is KILL ME NOW!!!

Sorry, the judges would have accepted "Ruff" or "bow wow".

 

[JeopardyQueen]

No, Minifly, the judges will accept "Bark" and "woof". You cannot speak for the judges, only I can. I challenge you to Jeopardy!

 

[MiniFly]

That's not what your mother said last night