How Much Longer Can I Officially Call Myself This?

[Bonochick]

I was drinking some fruit punch earlier and playing Rodeo with my chocolate lab Sammy, and I started thinking about this one time when my friend filled my Pound Puppy playset with Cocoa Puffs in the backseat of my car because I used to like to keep toys and cereal in my backseat in case of emergencies, and then I started thinking about my nickname: Bonochick. I first got that nickname when I was 15...at that age, a name with "chick" attached to it is all fine and dandy. But...ya know...I'm gonna be 21 in March. Am I starting to become too old to be called "chick"? What are my options? Bonowoman, Bonolady, Bonoma'am?

Oh, I don't think I like this ONE BIT!!

That reminds me...I want more fruit punch.

I wonder what Sammy is doing...

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

BonoOldFart.

OldFartBono.

 

[Bonochick]

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Wha???



This is our own thread.

 

[Bonochick]

*looks around*

I know...it's so quiet...

I was going to go out and dance with a friend tonight, but it's snowing outside, and he refuses to drive in the snow unless absolutely necessary. Dammit.

*shakes fist at snow*

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

*also shakes fist at the snow*

So, what do you want to do?

Should we let some creatures loose in the forum?

 

[Sicy]

I dont see anything wrong with Bonochick.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Hiya Sicy!

 

[Bonochick]

I dont see anything wrong with Bonochick.

Thank you.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...what SHOULD we do tonight??

*random info*

I'm on the slow computer in my bedroom because my father has suddenly developed an Internet addiction and plays online games for hours after he gets home from work.

I like holing up in my room though.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I'm sitting in my office at home drinking a Michelob Ultra (mmmmmmmmm beer) and contemplating a smoke.

 

[Bonochick]

No alcohol for me...I decided a couple weeks ago to cut myself off until I turn 21...okay, so what if that's only until March 9th.? Why am I doing such? I don't know...but maybe this will prove I'm not the alcoholic everybody thinks I am.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Yeah, I did the same thing, actually.

 

[Bonochick]

I'm playing with candle wax and watching my lava lamp, and Whiskers keeps licking the keyboard. Whiskers and I used to play boardgames together, but she's a dirty cheater, and she licks all of the good stuff off of my Doritos.

 

[beegee]

wow, bonochick...i'm even older than you are. where does this leave me? and what's w the "84"? i really wish i'd chosen more carefully...

bonosol'lady?
bonospracticallymiddleaged?
bonosthirtysomething?

 

[Cajun]

As long as you're younger than me(24), Bonochick is fine

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

I need to reorganize my DVD collection. I bought 10 new ones today and they don't fit in the drawer.

 

[Bonochick]

wow, bonochick...i'm even older than you are. where does this leave me? and what's w the "84"? i really wish i'd chosen more carefully...

bonosol'lady?
bonospracticallymiddleaged?
bonosthirtysomething?

 

[Bonochick]

So far, everybody who has posted in this thread has one of the 3-D smiley avatars...who will be the first to screw up the pattern??

 

[cell]

me

 

[Bonochick]

That was quick!

Damn you.

 

[beegee]

nope, sorry...it was me.

 

[Bonochick]

nope, sorry...it was me.

You don't count because you have no avatar.

*pauses*

Why is that??

 

[beegee]

it is because i am a minimalist.

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

Yeah, whats the deal with that?

 

[Bonochick]

That's no fun!

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

 

[beegee]

so...do you think i should get one? let's discuss...

 

[adamswildhoney]

Keep BonoChick!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

so...do you think i should get one? let's discuss...

YES!!!!!!

What do you like??

 

[U2SavesTheWorld]

GET.AN.AVATAR.