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Who is the finest in the Royaume?

  • Lapsall?e, because she is unfairly battered by papparazzi

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Herv?e, because her tiara sparkles brighter than the Bubonic Plague

    Votes: 2 50.0%
  • Acapet, because he maintains a fine breed of concubines, unmatched in all of Whormonde

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • The dauphin, because he has an uncanny resemblence to Yazurgh, general of the invading Zaptarq armie

    Votes: 1 25.0%

  • Total voters
    4

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Comtess Herv?e d'Avignon has three precious feathers. Her sister, Lapsall?e de Montreuil, is sitting on a half-eaten pile of fine silk, dyed murrh. The Comtess d'Avignon also has a brother, who happens to be Baflaux, the XVI dauphin of the kingdom of Whormonde, soon to the new Roi d'Whormonde, considering the terminal acid reflux currently plaguing Acapet, his father, III Roi of the House of Chacelleaux.

Lapsall?e has a toothache, which she blames on the infidels plaguing her fine leatherette panties. She feels that a formal Inquisition is due. Herv?e does not agree, deciding that Lapsall?e simply has a bad case of the shivers.

Who is the finest person of the entire Royaume d'Whormonde?
 
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