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Old 02-08-2007, 03:30 AM   #1
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"If Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of it for granted"
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Old 02-08-2007, 04:16 AM   #2
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"When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me."
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Old 02-08-2007, 08:46 AM   #3
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lol this one reminds me of this forum:
As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
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