gooooooood evening

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

how are we tonite kids?

 

[Lilly]

it's roulette che.



roulette.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

wonderful.

lets just hang out and experience some good times.

ill fire up the bbq and throw on some burgers, you hungry for something lilly?

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

i am tired of packing my apt. up so that i can move in a week. i am hungry and need a beer. can y'all grill me up a burger and pass over a tall cold one!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ive only got pussy coolers here because im a woman.

i hope you dont mind mikes hard lemonade - except i got it alcohol free! yippee! you can drink AND drive with it and the cops wont mind.

miss v, aside from that, sit down and share with me whats on your mind tonite.

 

[Lilly]

no, i'm taken care of for vital signs, thank you.



perhaps a yogurt smoothie would be good though.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

maybe i should have had some of those alcohol free ones last night.

 

[foray]

This is a boring-ass thread.

fried

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well its what keeps people like salome happy. we all work here, for the common good of salome. blandness doesnt provoke thought, a virtue our favourite moderator lives by.

 

[Lilly]

it went horizontal fast.




fast

 

[cujo]

I won't be devoid of courtesy... as a neighbour I will tip my hat and wave like a jackass.

How's it going everyone? Anyone up for a friendly game of horse-shoes, or a gentlemanly game of Mystery Date?

 

[Lilly]

mystery date!

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

horse shoes with a combined mystery date game would be highly entertaining.

 

[Lilly]

also: bear, please don't reply at the same time as me.


it's offensive

 

[cujo]

I got the quarterback. I am smitten.

Suck on that.

 

[foray]

which four tet album would you rekommend?

fryd

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i dont have anything by them.

but i recommend think tank by blur.

yes lets play a game. how does mystery date work?

 

[cujo]

Mystery Date?

It's a lot like most things in life.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

now that is boring.

 

[Lilly]

most things that involve stereotypical men on cards with their positive attributes spelled out for you.


yes...that's similar to my life

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well then lets play some game.

how about...

who can make a thread with the least amount of substance?

 

[cujo]

Oh Lilly you are truly a card.

I shall now shuffle the deck,
and hope that I get a date...
instead of the rules for poker.

Again.

 

[foray]

it's a one man band, 4tet; did you 4get

whads so mysterious about dates? they're natural laxatives.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

foray, explain in great detail your last visit to the washroom.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

well where is my mystery date?!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

hes coming through email shortly. hes the kind of date you cant send through the mail, quite disturbing really.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

great. i can't wait.

 

[cujo]

it's a one man band

one man bands.

yes, a pre-requisite for playing mystery date on a saturday night.

Saturday, Saturday, Saturday!

Alright!

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

lets play a game.

 

[foray]

foray, explain in great detail your last visit to the washroom.

i discovered dags in my armpit hair
they're BIG!