goodnight kieran mcconville

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

im not going to sleep yet.

but its a dadgum goodnight thread nevertheless.

another day another dollar.

goodnight calluna.

im not going to sleep yet.

in the distance i see someones shadow, im not sure who it is, but i do know it has a tail.

i can hear him whispering to light fires.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Frank always tells me to light fires. "Go on Kieran, go ahead and strike that tinder," he says. "Go on and light a fire that will sweep across this great land, purging it of the evildoers."

I do wish Frank would stop grinning.

 

[Calluna]

It must be Frank.

goodnight bear even though you're not really going to bed yet.

 

[Calluna]

We posted at the same time.

 

[Sicy]

STOP IT ITHIS IS NOT OFFICAL@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kieran McConville]

The forum synopsis says anything goes. Heck, this shit isn't even offensive.

 

[Calluna]

It's officially bedtime. (S)

goodnight sicy

goodnight johnboy

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

thanks guys, goodnight! if you continue to post in this thread, you must say goodnight to me at least once every time.

frank is on his knees, as i brush my teeth. he says he can make me blind with bliss for five minutes in return for lighting myself on fire.

i kicked him away, but that only made him more aggressive. hes unzipped my pants, and what can i say, when in rome, do as the romans...

 

[Sicy]

igive up

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

just wish me a goodnights rest, pleasant dreams and a flippin' good day tommorow, sicy.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Indeed. As the Romans do.

 

[Sicy]

bye bye (S)

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

frank is begging me to let go of my pre-concieved ideas about this sort of thing.

im starting to have no choice...

 

[Angela Harlem]

goodnight moon

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

angela, in north america, its night time.

 

[Angela Harlem]

deathbear
in western sydney, someone is singing goodnight moon. shivaree.




Why are you being so nice?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Frank just wants you to let it happen.

 

[Angela Harlem]

tell frank i said hi and get stuffed.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

Why are you being so nice?

not a choice really. theres this really ugly monkey sitting in a chair across from my bed screaming at me to act this way.

as kieran said, he just wants me to let it happen. "what" exactly i dont know, but its supposed to be done at any rate.

 

[Angela Harlem]

kick frank in the jatzcrackers.

what are you? a mouse or man?

!!!!!!

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bear, the bliss won't start until you light yourself on fire and let it happen. Like Frank says.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

easy for you to say when your not faced with a combover, tail and a poor mans tweed coat pointing a gun in your mouth.

"i sleep with who i like, ive been with who i liked," he said.

"i came home holding half a head, and proceeded to show it off to all my new-found friends."

i casually drank my stale beer and asked him to, well, you know.

 

[Kieran McConville]

No, I don't know. What?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

well nevermind what i asked him then.

what im asking now is completely different.

that bastard even brought his own towel to clean up.

ah shit my parents just came home. um...oh man, ummm...frank has got to go.

 

[Angela Harlem]

frank's whore now are we?

freudian.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Frank isn't one to leave at inappropriate moments.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yes angie he is, but thankfully he sticks around to the bitter end if you know what i mean.

a tease he is not.

my parents came home and mentioned something about my room smelling like burnt rubber and fish. i had to tell them i had sex with my girlfriend to save myself the embarassment.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Well I guess that's understandable. You do realise that burnt rubber smell will never leave, don't you?

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

actually, ive come to realize that frank wont ever leave either.

its why i started smoking 2.5 packs a day, and when i dont have a cig in my mouth im pounding back some smack.

its not like i have a choice really. i just cut the - i mean i just do what he tells me to.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I know how it is. Frank is the monkey on your back.

If he tells you to come take a ride with him, don't go.