goodnight kieran mcconville

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

why not?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Because, unless you want to end up digging your own grave (or somebody else's) it's just better not to take rides with Frank.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ah, so thats what he was trying to tell me as he was busy injecting me with someone elses blood.

i let him, ofcourse. not really a choice afterall.

well friends, i kid you not. frank wants an eye. more specifically, my eye and he wants to play with it.

i let him, ofcourse. not a really a choice afterall.

perhaps if i ask kindly, after hes finished playing with my one good eye and wrapped up sticking me with bloody needles i could ask for another...favour. im not gonna lie, the guy knows what hes doing.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Sometimes Frank is small, and sometimes Frank is big. In more ways than one.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

please explain.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bear, when I think about you I touch myself in awful and fucked-up ways. Cause Frank tells me to.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

ah frank, hahha, that kidder!

have i ever told you i get massive armpit stains? i cant wear grey anymore, people just laugh at me.

and so, cue in frank. yup, you guessed it, frank insists i wear grey shirts in public. i dont have a choice, really.

 

[Kieran McConville]

No choice. That's Frank's other motto.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

odd thing is though, hes never actually had to say it. in fact, i cant remember him ever muttering a single word. everything has been done telepathically, which disturbs my dog to no end. why does it disturb my dob, you ask?

im not sure, i reply.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Well dogs operate on that wavelength too. But Frank talks to me, let me tell you. He says all sorts of things. And he won't stop grinning.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

what kind of a grin are we looking at, kieran?

 

[Lilly]

so?



was your night good kieran?



the fine people of north america eagerly await your response.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

oh yes, me too!

how was it, old chap? did the bed bugs bite, or was that frank again?

 

[Lilly]

the fine people of north america eagerly await your response.

originally posted by red ships of hoola halla
oh yes, me too!

did something happen that somehow canada is not north america?



educate me che.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

shut up, just shut up why wont you just shut up