deathbear has shown me the one true path in life

[yertle-the-turtle]

it's a left turn in Greenwich Village.

 

[kariatari]

that's not the one he showed me.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

yertle, whatever it is you want from me, you can have.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

[lame pun]hmm, that's got the wind in my sails alright.[/lame pun]

what do i ask for? radiohead tickets? cash? nah.

make me a good meal. preferably non ronald.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

alright, hold on.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

heres some dried snake meat.

these are called bloody sandwiches.

its all i got for now.

im sure supper will be better...

 

[Basstrap]

what the fuck kind of blood is that?

awfully viscous

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

do you have a problem with blood, basstrap?

cause i can give you some of my own to put on your sausage patties if youd like

 

[Lilly]

my sister just called.


she is on canal street.



i want chinese food real bad now.


get that or not, it's still both true and funny.

 

[zonelistener]

LISTEN TO ME, IT IS THE FUCKING LAW

No left turns between 6a and 10p
No right turns on red, EVER.

YOU TELL ME THEN,

HOW THE HELL DO WE GET THERE?

:ANGRYSHRUG:

 

[Salome]

took me quite some time to decide whether this thread was official


oh well