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Old 08-08-2003, 06:48 AM   #1
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Ask the Agony Ant, goddamit!

I think it's about time we all asked the Agony Ant to solve our problems here at Interference. I'm sure many of you have asked the Agony Ant before and now wish you'd got your money back. But this time it's for real. No more false advertising or blatantly invented testimonials from such popular celebrities as Bob Saget.

I just know that if we shout long and loud enough, the blessed Agony Ant will put in an appearance (much like Our Lady of Fatima) and answer all our problems.

So come on, let's see if the Agony Ant will hear us!
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:41 AM   #2
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she is such a phony . trust me, even bob saget is more real.
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Old 08-08-2003, 08:09 AM   #3
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Dear Ed,

My local council refuses to come take away my miscellaneous bric-a-brac and broken cane lounges off the footpath. They have been sitting outside my house on the kerb for the last 6 weeks. I have sent numerous letters of complaint to the council, but to no avail. I rang the ombudsman and he told me to seek legal advice. This situation has become so dire, a family of refugee's has taken up residence in my broken lounges. It would appear they have immunity through squatters rights. What will it take to get removal of my cane lounges and now the refugees consisting of 5 adults, 3 elderly, 12 children and a goat?

Fed Up.
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Old 08-08-2003, 10:40 AM   #4
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dear aunt agony ant,

i have two weeks left at my current job, and i have no job to replace it. dear ant, what am i to do after these two weeks?

i decided to quit because i was getting paid too much and it gave me hours that were just too accomodating.

any suggestions would be appreciated.

~unemployed in unfriendly manitoba
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:23 PM   #5
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tsk tsk

this is not official
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:26 PM   #6
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dear ed,

how can i meet bob saget?

yours sincerely

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Old 08-08-2003, 12:31 PM   #7
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Re: tsk tsk

Quote:
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this is not official
yes it is.
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Old 08-08-2003, 12:58 PM   #8
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Normal oh

excuse me....my mistake
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Old 08-08-2003, 01:36 PM   #9
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dear ant-

this is, i think, the first time i've written you. i've seen the others you help, and this time i just can't resist.

my problem is that people tell me i have a short attention span. watchin 30 second commercials for tide make me forget what's going on. usually i can't even make it through a full house episode -- you can see how my life is truly damaged.

i ask of you, agony ant, how can i fi
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:17 PM   #10
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find what your looking for?

make a rat your pet, and your family your rodents.
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I second the this is not official nomination
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:34 PM   #12
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anything goes in its official. it says so.
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it has to be official
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well it is official, it just goes without saying.
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Old 08-08-2003, 02:56 PM   #15
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now ask him a question.
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just ask the agony ant a question.

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this is the ants brother, who will now be staring as my minotaur.
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this is the ants brother, who will now be staring as my minotaur.

staring indeed.
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