Ask the Agony Ant, goddamit!

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

dear agony ant,

whats wrong with my face? how do i remove lip sores?

~ugly face

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

answer my fucking question.

 

[Lilly]

some things, dear bear, are unanswerable.


even for the agony ant.

 

[foray]

agony ant. why is a jug growing on my knee, i am finding it hard to do push-ups.


frieds

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

foray i can answer that for you.

 

[foray]

Ok. Good to know.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

hey foray, its me, deathbear.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I think the Agony Ant may now require a tithe (much like our Lady of Fatima) before putting in an appearance to answer our questions.

20% of your annual earnings would probably fit the bill.

 

[Kieran McConville]

This is one thread, Salome, that makes me doubt your motives. Still open, as I speak. Not for long probably.