Oh, and they also go out, invent identities on MBs, make comments on U2Log, et cetera, creating all kinds of incredibly false rumours such as the following;
"Edge killed Larry but the police were bribed out of investigating it and now they're trying to find a new drummer."
"Adam decided to play the violin and Edge can't remember what hand he uses to play the guitar with."
"Bono decided the lyrics were crap so he scrapped all the songs."
"Edge wanted to write the lyrics so he snuck into the studio one night, deleted everything they had, and now they have to start again."
"They decided to record an epic hour-long track for a bonus CD, but Bono's having trouble thinking of a theme so now he's reading up on the entire history of the world."