you will die 7 days after seeing U23D

[corianderstem]

Little Bono makes an appearance?

 

[No spoken words]

Each minute you watch, the first time, costs you approximately 117 minutes of your life.

For the record, this is not random, this took some calculating....and, is probably wrong, too, but, whatever. Work went into it.

 

[zonelistener]

Oh good god.

Good luck mods!

 

[major_panic]

What happens if you watch it in 2D? Like, you're wearing your imitation Bono shades and don't want to wear the 3D glasses?

Or what if you have an eyepatch?

 

[corianderstem]

Or what if you have an eyepatch?

Then you're a pirate.

 

[major_panic]

BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A PIRATE!

 

[bort269]

i'm so pissed at this thread!

I just came back from a pre-screening (after driving 6 hours to get to it) and I was loving the movie, I even got tears in my eyes during SBS, and then during Miss Sarajevo THIS FUCKING THREAD popped into my head!
I was SO mad (at my stupid brain, mostly) and it took me the whole song to forget about this retarded bullshit!

I will never forgive you and will haunt you all when I die in 6 days!

 

[Aardvark747]

Can you imagine Bono crawling out of the TV and creeping across the floor, coming at you like that?

 

[phillyfan26]

i'm so pissed at this thread!

I just came back from a pre-screening (after driving 6 hours to get to it) and I was loving the movie, I even got tears in my eyes during SBS, and then during Miss Sarajevo THIS FUCKING THREAD popped into my head!
I was SO mad (at my stupid brain, mostly) and it took me the whole song to forget about this retarded bullshit!

I will never forgive you and will haunt you all when I die in 6 days!

Then we have all succeeded. Well done, guys.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Or you could see them the 3x, not do the paper, and leave a note to be read, posthumously, explaining cause of death.

If you do opt for this, please post right before you kick-off, to let us know what the death throes of someone victimized by U2 in 3D is like.

NSW you nut!

 

[indra]

Has anyone else read this rumor? What do you think? Is it legit?

I heard you only die if you're a warehouse manager who sees the movie while you are in Atlanta (or maybe it was Germany) at a sales meeting you could have said no to (even though your company -- which is closing your warehouse -- is paying for it) and stayed home with your girlfriend.

...or maybe it is you only DON'T die if you're a warehouse manager who sees the movie while you are in Atlanta (or maybe it was Germany) at a sales meeting you could have said no to (even though your company -- which is closing your warehouse -- is paying for it) and stayed home with your girlfriend.

 

[U2FloridaFan]

This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a long time.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a long time.

amen to that!

 

[corianderstem]

i'm so pissed at this thread!

That made me lol this morning. Thank you.

{creepy child whisper} Seven daaaaaaaaaaaaaaays!{/ccw}

 

[Galeongirl]

Finally an amusing U23D thread!


but I'll live for sure, since the friggin movie probably won't even friggin SHOW here the ONLY imax we have doesn't have it listed on their website....




and Miro, don't forget you're auth in PLEBA too.... so good luck to you eh!




and the first time I watched this movie... my phone rang at the exact moment as it did in the movie.... scared the SHIT out of me! it was some salesman...

 

[RedRocksU2]

I am just coming back from seeing U23D.

Here is my question:

Has my death countdown begun ???

Nice knowing you, Jeff.
















































can I have all your dvds?

 

[fandangamoq]

Will my death be Unicron related?

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

Nice knowing you, Jeff.
















































can I have all your dvds?

well, if you get his dvds. I want any U2 boots he has then...

 

[Matsui]

Beware!

 

[Miroslava]

and Miro, don't forget you're auth in PLEBA too.... so good luck to you eh!

Hi Ingrid!

And no I am not, I am back to being a civilian.

 

[ramblin rose]

This is the most entertaining thread I've read in a long time.

I guess you haven't been in Zoo Confessional lately.

 

[Zoomerang96]

REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
REDRUM!!!!
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ah yes, son of pear.
flagpole special
the golden trumpet
the great stanley k

~rougerum

 

[Galeongirl]

Hi Ingrid!

And no I am not, I am back to being a civilian.

I didn't notice!!!! Since when????


were the PLEBAns too much for you then?

 

[No spoken words]

Will my death be Unicron related?

Yes.

 

[scottyT]

shit i saw it last tuesday.

 

[Dalton]

Sadly, we have the first reports of U23D related deaths. Apparently the world economy saw the flick 7 days ago ... now its in recession.

 

[LMP]

Sadly, we have the first reports of U23D related deaths. Apparently the world economy saw the flick 7 days ago ... now its in recession.

Oddly prophetic.

 

[waynetravis]

Beware!

Can I keep my globule in a jar with the rest of them??

 

[Sicy]

Thanks for the warning, I'm not going to go see it now

 

[Dalton]

Thanks for the warning, I'm not going to go see it now

See. To all of those who mocked me in this thread, I want you to see that Sicy BELIEVES me. And she's smarter than you, she's a moderator.

Thank you for your validation Sicy.