Wait! Bono knows who I fucking am! Does that count?
It's a long story but I have a friend who worked for him and told him about me.
Bono says that one time someone handcuffed themselves to him and he said, "That was my biggest fan. I think." And Craig corrects him, "No, I think your biggest fan is a girl named Crystal Jade in Anchorage, Alaska." And he proceeds on telling Bono all about me and how Craig's even invited me on the PopMart tour.
I only got to go to one show, and I fucked it up by getting drunk and getting lost and never finding Craig to go meet Bono.
I know. Kick me.
It's a long story but I have a friend who worked for him and told him about me.
Bono says that one time someone handcuffed themselves to him and he said, "That was my biggest fan. I think." And Craig corrects him, "No, I think your biggest fan is a girl named Crystal Jade in Anchorage, Alaska." And he proceeds on telling Bono all about me and how Craig's even invited me on the PopMart tour.
I only got to go to one show, and I fucked it up by getting drunk and getting lost and never finding Craig to go meet Bono.
I know. Kick me.