I heard it's going to be a 63 minute rock opera with the keyboards from Bad on repeat and Bono improvising most of the lyrics like he did with Elvis Presley and America.
Like Tommy, there will be guest appearances all over the place, with Sting, Dave Grohl, Billie Joe Armstrong, and oddly enough, Steve Perry taking part.
The Edge will play a 13 string guitar but use only the highest string. The bottom strings, though never used, will be in Drop D tuning. That way, it can be called a metal album.
Halfway through the sessions, Adam will throw his cigarette to the ground and piss on the ashes. This will be done in response to Bono's "Hey Adam, could you turn down the bass a bit?"
Larry will continue to play despite his new wooden arm, which is the inspiration for the album's title "Pinnochio Boy becomes Man."