what should men know about women?

[missmacphisto]

Dont try to understand us. You cant. And you were not meant to.
We are the mystery of the universe.

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Look...look what you've done to me...You've made me poor and infamous, and I thank you...

My name is MISS MACPHISTO...I'm tired and i want to go HOME...

"Well you tell...Bonovista,that i said hello and that my codename is Belleview" - Bono before opening night of Anaheim Elevation concert

 

[Bacchus]

~we're just two lost souls living in a fish bowl...~

 

[foray]

nevermind

[This message has been edited by foray (edited 12-16-2001).]

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I actually can't relate at all to what z edge said, either, hahaha

Infact, I feel that the competitive side of our date-relating society is what makes us at times suspicious and moody towards men. Why do we not like you to look at other women? Because we feel you want something you don't or can't have... or like we can't be what it is you want us to be. All you must remember is this: make the woman you are with feel like you wouldn't swap her for the world. But do it in a way that isn't too smothering. Also don't appear to be trying too hard or else it will seem unnatural and your feelings may come across as insincere.

Just be cool, yo

 

[cass]

except for the obvious and imho, rather delightful, physical differences, we are one and the same. Neither from mars or venus, but planet earth. It's a balancing act, practice makes perfect.
oh, and deciding whether you are clean shaven or bearded would be nice. That inbetweeny business plays havoc with our skin.
Good luck musiclover.

 

[PopFly]

It's always difficult to find that time in a relationship when to tell the other person you've done some porn.

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"You gotta love living, baby, 'cause dyin's a pain in the ass."-- Frank Sinatra

Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!

 

[kobayashi]

i'm listening to secret garden by springsteen as i read this thread.

i should be able to communicate soon.

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we are no closer than we were yesterday.

 

[forbonou2]

Hmmh, lots of words of wisdom and advice here. How about tell her much more often than show her, that you love her! And tell her, and tell her! And about those 'lines' you all use-may you all have girls so you get some young guy to date Your daughter with the same 'lines' you used! lol

 

[UV2001]

We are always right and remember that next time you try to argue that is unless of course we are being down on ourselves in which case it's your job to disagree and make us feel better.

Never say you know what a woman wants or is thinking. We so rarely know ourselves and change our minds so frequently it would be impossible to know either what we want or are thinking.

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by Hitman:
Here is my philosophical take on the matter......

If a man talks in the woods, and no woman is around to hear him......is he still wrong?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..............

I know that stemed from if a tree falls and no one is there to hear it did it make a sound which is open to interpretation but YES HE IS STILL WRONG

 

[UV2001]

Originally posted by Hewson:
I've found the most important thing for having a successful relationship with a woman is this:
Put the damn toilet seat down.

Yes please do!!! Why can men always lift the toilet seat up but never put it down? That is one of lifes great mysteries and is extremely irritating grrrrrr!!!!!!!