Updated 18+(!!!) minute audio thanks to our...friends at U2achtung

[LemonMelon]

Wow...new U2 songs, and I just heard Beck's first single from his new album! I don't even know how to contain myself.

 

[xaviMF22]

409 Bitches!!1

 

[Zoots]

409 Bitches!!1

deja vu!!!

 

[GibsonGirl]

While you people are posting your random Chris Martin images, I am eating a salami sandwich.

But back to the songs.

 

[Axver]

Now I can't wait for some new studio quality material! I've gone back to listening to other artists and now I don't want to listen to the new U2 stuff due to the comparative quality ...

 

[xaviMF22]

deja vu!!!

If I a sig...that would be mine......
that is until the album is released and the song and the album are a total let down.

 

[God Part III]

Edge plays incredibly!!!

WOW!

I don't like the lyrics all that much - one song just says "thank you for this, thank you for that" and in two songs Bono sings "all my life" - it worries me a bit. But oh boy, Edge is magical.

 

[LMP]

Ya know, for as much Chris Martin hatin' that's been going on around here, some of you have way too many Chris Martin pictures readily available. This reinforces my theory on the secret Chris Martin man-crushes....

If by Chris Martin you mean Elisha Cuthbert, than yes:

Google is my fucking hero.

 

[GibsonGirl]

I've gone back to listening to other artists and now I don't want to listen to the new U2 stuff due to the comparative quality ...

I'm already there! Thankful that we got the audio, but I don't really feel the need to play it over and over again because the quality makes my ears cringe.

 

[Zoots]

Google is my fucking hero.

Google is the supreme commander of the internets, not Zoomerang96!

 

[xaviMF22]

by the way did anybody hear any knees or kneel in the songs??

 

[shart1780]

She's so sexy...

 

[LMP]

by the way did anybody hear any knees or kneel in the songs??

 

[Westport]

Edge sounds incredible.

 

[GibsonGirl]

by the way did anybody hear any knees or kneel in the songs??

"Knees" is in the one I absolutely detest.

 

[Zoots]

what was that talk of 509 somewhere in this thread?

 

[xaviMF22]

"Knees" is in the one I absolutely detest.

so negative

 

[GibsonGirl]

so negative

Oh dear, whatever shall we do.

 

[Axver]

what was that talk of 509 somewhere in this thread?

A typo, I think.

 

[Axver]

Oh dear, whatever shall we do.

Ban yourself.

 

[GibsonGirl]

By the way, skip to 2:12 in 403 to hear "knees," I wasn't joking.

 

[shart1780]

what was that talk of 509 somewhere in this thread?

OMG the new album will have over 100 songs!

 

[LMP]

Oh dear, whatever shall we do.

a Disney-style flogging.

 

[topplehatU2]

Wow...new U2 songs, and I just heard Beck's first single from his new album! I don't even know how to contain myself.

Woah I hadn't heard about this, I would love to hear it.

... zootelevision@gmail.com if you need to.

 

[Zoots]

A typo, I think.

or... wait... what if its a new secret clip??? combust omg!!!!

 

[Axver]

Time to go to the new thread, folks!