U2 style: "Sex, drugs and Rock ´n roll" ?? !!

[The Sad Punk]

You add up percentage like an interviewed athlete or motivational speaker.

 

[gvox]

I'm no fool ...it was a beer

yah yah I know you know, and I know how you know. And when you know, you just KNOW.

 

[lovveu2]

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I hope I have not lost you ... I think most of girls who like U2 style of rock are : LIKE US !!!!!!!!!! [/B][/QUOTE]

Okay, I'm lost...(and I'm a girl....)

Can you explain it to me like I'm six..

 

[gvox]

You add up percentage like an interviewed athlete or motivational speaker.

or you'll get elfa and the gang on me for trying to imitate a certain Rock Idol too much

 

[The Sad Punk]

lovveu2 it is REQUIRED of this forum to respect the PRIVACY of the band members of u2

no more gossips

 

[U2isthebest]

Fake Edge is gay, guys. True fact.

 

[gvox]

You were with Dave last night, weren'tcha?

 

[lovveu2]

yah yah I know you know, and I know how you know. And when you know, you just KNOW.

lol...the longer I sit here today, the more confused I get....WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!

I think I need to move to another thread for a bit.

 

[gvox]

Fake Edge is gay, guys. True fact.

Conf....

 

[lovveu2]

lovveu2 it is REQUIRED of this forum to respect the PRIVACY of the band members of u2

Now that's funny....

Ok, it was something liquid and it smelled "like" beer (IMO)...

Is that better?

 

[Zoots]

Here's something if you guys ever get tired of the "Is it confirmed?" joke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYq8NNR9JZU

 

[redhotswami]

now why would we ever get tired of that joke?

 

[Zoots]

Is it safe?

 

[gvox]

I think all the U2 fans that ARE girls like to HELP the economy BY sending their UNWED husbands on business TRIPS - and I use the word "trip" loosely - to Atlanta.

 

[LemonMelon]

Oh, you're wrong it was drugs. And after the concert, Larry took those people out to the back parking lot and shot them in the face. Don't fuck with Larry.

He dug up the Village People cowboy getup he's clearly so fond of wearing and kicked some ass. Oh yeah.

 

[BVS]

Fake Edge is gay, guys. True fact.

BS, I snorted Fake Edge. He's nothing more than a stain on my tissue.

 

[gvox]

Oh boy.

 

[U2isthebest]

BS, I snorted Fake Edge. He's nothing more than a stain on my tissue.

Is that a new kind of blow? Pat O'Brien was wondering.

 

[U2isthebest]

He dug up the Village People cowboy getup he's clearly so fond of wearing and kicked some ass. Oh yeah.

Come on now. I said he beat them up in the parking lot behind the venue, not in the Barbara Streisand room at a gay bar.

 

[No spoken words]

Is it safe?

You know that line is borrowed from the film "Marathon Man", yes? Fantastic scene, unless you're a dentist who is easily offended.

 

[gvox]

True story: two condoms were walking down the street. One of them spots a gay bar, turns to the other and says 'hey, wanna go get shitfaced'?





ok...i'll leave now...

 

[Zoots]

^ Oh my god!

You know that line is borrowed from the film "Marathon Man", yes?

Didn't know that.

 

[No spoken words]

Didn't know that.

I'd explain the scene, but, you're better off seeing it for yourself one day. Not comfortable to watch.

 

[U2isthebest]

I just gave this thread a big ol' 5-star.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Is that a new kind of blow?

You know what else doesn't get old?

Lance's Mom jokes...

 

[LemonMelon]

Come on now. I said he beat them up in the parking lot behind the venue, not in the Barbara Streisand room at a gay bar.

My mistake. He had to take revenge on Fake Edge somewhere, I suppose. That must have been what I was thinking of.

 

[U2isthebest]

You know what else doesn't get old?

Lance's Mom jokes...

I meant "blow" as in Colombian nose candy. Hence the Pat O'Brien reference. Unless, he's had some kind of liasion with Lance's mom.

 

[U2isthebest]

True story: two condoms were walking down the street. One of them spots a gay bar, turns to the other and says 'hey, wanna go get shitfaced'?

Now that's classy.

 

[No spoken words]

You know what else doesn't get old?

Lance's Mom jokes...

Some things are timeless. Eternal.

 

[U2isthebest]

Some things are timeless. Eternal.

Styrofoam?