Ikkin
War Child
This was on eBaum's World. I had a laugh.
Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f*cking stop clapping then!!"
This got me thinkin. It's really the first U2 joke I've heard. I've seen comics and people just poke fun at them but no jokes. So PLEBANs. Post your jokes! The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
-Nikki
Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone... "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies." A voice from near the front pierces the silence... "Well, f*cking stop clapping then!!"
This got me thinkin. It's really the first U2 joke I've heard. I've seen comics and people just poke fun at them but no jokes. So PLEBANs. Post your jokes! The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
-Nikki