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Coldplay is far too inoffensive to be the Bubonic Plague.
BREAKING: DRUNKEN MCGUINNESS FIRED OVER "SEXTING" SCANDAL. Longtime Manager Accidentally Texted Offensive Photos of Band's "Member" to Catholic School Nuns.
Were the priests jealous?
Originally Posted by GirlsAloudFan
New album's gonna be hot.
It's gonna sound like a boy fucking the achtung baby underneath a joshua tree.
i have a feeling U2 will announce their retirement soon, and later this year they'll announce that they "have the itch" to return. in the weeks after, there will be a lot of mud slinging between U2 and the Dad Rock genre. in the end, U2 will be traded to a different genre.
i guess the "It's A Beautiful Day" hitmakers still haven't found what they're looking for!
Thom Yorke couldn't rape and pillage with an electrified raping and pillaging machine.
Maybe the locals would die of laughter and then he could proceed to pillage.
That is all.
Apparently it's going to be a concept album? Because that's what I heard.
It's not. There are some lyrical themes - Martin's described the album as being about "love, addiction, OCD, escape and working for someone you don't like" in interviews - but it's not going to be a rock opera or anything.Hopefully not.
Working with her all day and then coming home to Paltrow? That shit must be doing his head in.
I saw Chris Martin a couple of months ago, strolling down my street, with what looked to be a PA type. I will say this for him: if she was his PA, he hires well. She was off the charts attractive. Ridiculous. And as they walked on down the street, she seemed to be his sunglasses-and-baseball-cap, as in, absolutely no-one seemed to notice him, just her.
I don't know how this is relevant, except to say, maybe Coldplay are about to produce their Achtung Baby. Working with her all day and then coming home to Paltrow? That shit must be doing his head in.
Apparently it's going to be a concept album? Because that's what I heard.
Maybe Daniel Lanios DID tell them to watch Battlestar Galactica
If that's Justin Bieber, someone award this man The Internet.