Lilly
Rock n' Roll Doggie FOB
The St. Paul Pioneer Press absolutely adores U2 (and hey, who could blame them?!). Today in the Express section, they were mocking the Osbournes, and making up new star families to follow:
Family:
The Bonos: Bono, with wife Ali Hewson, and kids Jordan, Memphis Eve, Elijah Bob Patricious Guggi Q and John Abraham.
Rating: PG
Pilot: The camera follows Bono as he continues on his quest to feed the world, write another rock gem and drink as many pints of Guinness as humanly possible.
Emerging star of the show: God, in his first earthly appearance, snubs the Pope and says to Bono, "Yes, you are my favorite."
LMFAO!!!
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I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel so I learned to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
Family:
The Bonos: Bono, with wife Ali Hewson, and kids Jordan, Memphis Eve, Elijah Bob Patricious Guggi Q and John Abraham.
Rating: PG
Pilot: The camera follows Bono as he continues on his quest to feed the world, write another rock gem and drink as many pints of Guinness as humanly possible.
Emerging star of the show: God, in his first earthly appearance, snubs the Pope and says to Bono, "Yes, you are my favorite."
LMFAO!!!
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I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't feel so I learned to touch
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
