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Old 05-07-2005, 11:21 PM   #1
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The New U2 Coffee Ad Campaign!


Beans are ground,
They're dark.
The coffee in my hand,
It warms my heart.
This mocha's so much
Stronger than I thought
What I had ordered,
But it still is what I bought -
It won't be squandered!

Hello, hello
This has a lot of espresso!
(Strong Mocha!)
It's not exactly what I ordered though
It will do
It's got caffeine
I can feel


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U2 and Coffee .. two of my fav. things

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Old 05-08-2005, 04:18 AM   #8
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Keep the U2 goodness away from it!
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 05-08-2005, 05:30 AM   #9
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Wow, coffee AND U2

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Old 05-08-2005, 05:53 AM   #10
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I could've used some coffee on the long U2 weekend in San Jose...........hence why I'm only going to the second Oakland show, heh.
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MMMM Coffee, mmmm vertigo rip off
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Old 05-08-2005, 07:25 AM   #13
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Old 05-08-2005, 09:12 AM   #14
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love the smell...the taste is another thing
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Oh wow..
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Coffee and 2 favorite things.
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I wouldn't be surprised if they started endorsing starbucks or something. Didn't Bono have a meeting with some of the CEO's of starbucks before the album came out?
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Old 05-08-2005, 10:28 AM   #18
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Just to be fair - I only wrote the parody, I didn't make the graphic. I was surfing the web for U2-related things and I came across the image, which inspired me to write the lyrics. I would credit the image to its author, but I've no idea who it is!

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Old 05-08-2005, 10:31 AM   #19
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coffee and u2..... hmm, that reminds me of a certain british band.
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Old 05-08-2005, 01:04 PM   #20
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This is great!
Love Coffee, yyyuummmmm

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