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Old 03-20-2006, 03:54 PM   #1
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The Edge Vs. Chuck Norris

who wins and why?
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Old 03-20-2006, 04:03 PM   #2
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The Edge because he's from the future and he knows what move Chuck Norris is going to throw at him thus blocking his karate moves and then he bludgeons Chuck w/ his guitar neck.
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Physically - > Chuck Norris wins
Musically - > Edge wins

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Old 03-20-2006, 04:17 PM   #5
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Musically - > Edge wins
I disagree. If you've heard the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' theme, you know Chuck also has a voice that puts even Sinatra to shame.
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I predicted this thread several months ago, bitches.




Edge has laser power.











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this is fantastic
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Old 03-20-2006, 05:44 PM   #8
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Time to lose, Explorer? One of the stupidiest question I've ever heard!
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:02 PM   #9
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Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.
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Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.
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Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.
This is hard, but I'd have to go with The Edge on this one. I have strong evidence to back this up:



but Chuck can do this to Chris Martin and Billy Joe Armstrong:


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I think Chuck would kick Edge's ass, but then Bono would have to kick Chuck's ass, so Chuck would think twice about kicking Edge's ass, and then Edge would be able to take Chuck by surprise while he's thinking about Bono kicking his ass.


So Edge wins.
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:24 PM   #13
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Larry Mullen Jr will kill them all with his death stare.

You should know this already.
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:36 PM   #14
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Chuck Norris is almighty...


[but not in a God kinda way... just 'fake karate'...]

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Just as Walker would move in for a fatal roundhouse kick, The Edge would play sounds from his guitar so beautiful and moving that it would actually drive Walker, Texas Ranger to tears for the first time, thus causing his cold, steel heart to rust (if you didn't know, Walker is a cyborg!!! )
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maybe if there were 10 edges but i think even then he'd struggle ... sorry edge
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Chuck might have the strength, but Edge gets angrier

v close contest
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maybe if there were 10 edges but i think even then he'd struggle ... sorry edge

maybe 20 edges, 5 larrys, and 2 jack bauers




maybe...
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maybe 20 edges, 5 larrys, and 2 jack bauers




maybe...
but if you gave Jack Bauer 2 bullets and put him in a room with The Edge and Chuck Norris he'd shoot Nina Meyers.

twice.
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