The Edge Vs. Chuck Norris

[explorer]

who wins and why?

 

[Numb1075]

The Edge because he's from the future and he knows what move Chuck Norris is going to throw at him thus blocking his karate moves and then he bludgeons Chuck w/ his guitar neck.

 

[BVS]

 

[Dragonfave]

Physically - > Chuck Norris wins
Musically - > Edge wins

 

[impy13]

Musically - > Edge wins

I disagree. If you've heard the 'Walker, Texas Ranger' theme, you know Chuck also has a voice that puts even Sinatra to shame.

 

[Canadiens1131]

I predicted this thread several months ago, bitches.

Edge has laser power.

 

[explorer]

this is fantastic

 

[chucky28]

Time to lose, Explorer? One of the stupidiest question I've ever heard!

 

[shart1780]

Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.

 

[xaviMF22]

Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.

 

[LMP]

Chuck Norris could beat up just about anyone.

This is hard, but I'd have to go with The Edge on this one. I have strong evidence to back this up:

but Chuck can do this to Chris Martin and Billy Joe Armstrong:

 

[martha]

I think Chuck would kick Edge's ass, but then Bono would have to kick Chuck's ass, so Chuck would think twice about kicking Edge's ass, and then Edge would be able to take Chuck by surprise while he's thinking about Bono kicking his ass.


So Edge wins.

 

[Tiger Edge]

Larry Mullen Jr will kill them all with his death stare.

You should know this already.

 

[chiso]

Chuck Norris is almighty...


[but not in a God kinda way... just 'fake karate'...]

 

[mofo82]

Just as Walker would move in for a fatal roundhouse kick, The Edge would play sounds from his guitar so beautiful and moving that it would actually drive Walker, Texas Ranger to tears for the first time, thus causing his cold, steel heart to rust (if you didn't know, Walker is a cyborg!!! )

 

[DignityPassesBy]

maybe if there were 10 edges but i think even then he'd struggle ... sorry edge

 

[Ellay]

Chuck might have the strength, but Edge gets angrier

v close contest

 

[Targon1991]

maybe if there were 10 edges but i think even then he'd struggle ... sorry edge

maybe 20 edges, 5 larrys, and 2 jack bauers




maybe...

 

[LMP]

maybe 20 edges, 5 larrys, and 2 jack bauers




maybe...

but if you gave Jack Bauer 2 bullets and put him in a room with The Edge and Chuck Norris he'd shoot Nina Meyers.

twice.

 

[The Disciple]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

The FUNNIEST site U will ever find.

 

[DignityPassesBy]

DISCIPLE ... have you updated the bono blog latley i can't find it again

 

[catlhere]

Roundhouse Kick To The Face > Scratchy Beard

sorry Edge

 

[Canadiens1131]

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

The FUNNIEST site U will ever find.

O RLY?

 

[Sly Stallone]

 

[easytiger]

In a fight between Chuck Norris and The Edge, Mr. T wins by default.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

In a fight between Chuck Norris and The Edge, Mr. T wins by default.

we have a winner

no need to discuss further.

 

[The Disciple]

DISCIPLE ... have you updated the bono blog latley i can't find it again

Sadly, no.... and I'm not gonna mislead anybody by saying that I will anytime soon. I think I'm going 2 have 2 hold a fundraiser 2 raise funds 2 get me a new computer, because only having access @ work will not permit me 2 update the blog like I've wanted 2.

 

[pepokiss]

in a battle between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer, there's only one loser...

the earth... you know... it explodes...

 

[Bono'sTyee]

I win. End of discussion.

 

[Bonochick]

Edge would win because he would clone himself. A roomful of Edges vs. Chuck Norris...Chuck's going down.