Somebody owned all the U2 fans in the world

[IanIinTheSky]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal#Retreat_to_video

See anything interesting in the music part of the page?

 

[coolian2]

I thought Google owned me.

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[kingofsorrow]

i hear Bono wants a pony tail like seagal's.

 

[Axver]

I hear U2 wants to do a duet with Abraham Lincoln.

 

[J_NP]

I heard U2 is expectin Elvis come out from his long-time vacation , to sing a la Cash , the last tune of the next album

 

[europop2005]

 

[love_u2_adam]

can i get a wtf smiley over here?

 

[nightninja56]

someone should delete that

 

[angelordevil]

I hear U2 wants to do a duet with Abraham Lincoln.

It's sure to shoot right for the top!


Lame assassination humour

 

[bono_212]

Was there something there that's now been deleted?

 

[Bug]

I'm guessing that maybe 'cuz he plays the guitar he's supposed to be way better then U2 and therefore we hath all been owned?

 

[Axver]

Was there something there that's now been deleted?

Yes, see the last line of the Music section of this older copy of the page: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Steven_Seagal&oldid=84551655

For those too lazy to go to the link, the line in question is: "Irish rock band U2 have expressed interest in recording a duet with Seagal.[citation needed]"

 

[U2girl]

Yeah right.

 

[Danny Boy]

How will I ever show my face in public again?

 

[Pero]

hey,steven seagal is the man. I would love to duet with him
It would be better than with mary j.blige and green day.

Why is he the man?
One of the last scenes in under siege. He's sitting with erika eleniak and all of the ship's crew somewhere on the boat. The black dude comes and says:"Hey man,show me your move."
Steven says:"Here's my move." and kisses erika.
The funniest scene.

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[LMP]

hey,steven seagal is the man. I would love to duet with him
It would be better than with mary j.blige and green day.

Why is he the man?
One of the last scenes in under siege. He's sitting with erika eleniak and all of the ship's crew somewhere on the boat. The black dude comes and says:"Hey man,show me your move."
Steven says:"Here's my move." and kisses erika.
The funniest scene.

I thought the funniest scene was when he unnecessarily broke that one guy's neck...

wait a second.

 

[david]

oh noz i got ownzed!

 

[phillyfan26]

Wow. That's wonderful.

 

[CTU2fan]

hey,steven seagal is the man. I would love to duet with him
It would be better than with mary j.blige and green day.

Why is he the man?
One of the last scenes in under siege. He's sitting with erika eleniak and all of the ship's crew somewhere on the boat. The black dude comes and says:"Hey man,show me your move."
Steven says:"Here's my move." and kisses erika.
The funniest scene.

Personally I liked when he kicked that oil worker's ass in the beginning of "On Deadly Ground", that was hot...especially when the dude hurled and Steve's like "What is that, halibut?" Classic.

 

[Pero]

here's my move beats the shit out of those scenes.

Imagine this, Steven feat. U2 with or without you

 

[Canadiens1131]

I pwned Steven Segal.

 

[david]

a majority of his movies are guilty pleasures really.

 

[Utoo]

I saw him perform with The Band at a music festival in NJ. He was a surprise guest. I think that the fact that this unexpected dude was on stage stood out more than his playing did.

I thought U2 were looking to play with Uncle Jesse?

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

you do realise not everything posted on wikipedia is the truth, right?

 

[Axver]

you do realise not everything posted on wikipedia is the truth, right?

But it's on the INTUNITZ. It MUST be true!!!!!11!!11oneonesux1!1

 

[love_u2_adam]

But it's on the INTUNITZ. It MUST be true!!!!!11!!11oneonesux1!1

isn't dat da truth!!

 

[ZooMoFo]

now that would be a riot