So close......

[TylerDurden]

So these kids break into a house in Florida, steal a video camera, some clothes, cash, booze. But have no idea whose house it is.
They get home and check the tape in the camera, see whats on it.
It's an *ahem* 'intimate' tape of Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake (i.e Pammy & Tommy). Kids know what they are onto and start copying straight away.
Police burst in, catch them in the act and take all the tapes.
Shit.

 

[TylerDurden]

I can't believe I just posted that.

*Of course if I came around such a video on the internet I would NOT watch it*


phew.

 

[christiana]

I can't believe you posted THAT!!!!

Originally posted by TylerDurden:
*Of course if I came around such a video on the internet I would NOT watch it*

I don't believe you, anyway.

 

[ultraviolet_j]

This story was in Wednesday's USA Today. That tape would have been worth millions literally.

 

[TripThruUreWires]

You've got to be kidding me

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ME:http://www.geocities.com/brookeyb81/brooke2.html

 

[Se7en]

are you serious?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

So now we know she's not lying when she says she's still a virgin.

 

[TylerDurden]

Oh she so is not. She was tricked in an interview with an Australian tv person. Most of the interview never made it to air, but I used to work in publicity at a record company (not Britneys) and knew the interviewer. The girl was flown to Hawaii to interview Britney a while back, and the two got on like a house on fire. The interviewer asked "What turns you on" and she said "Start with a foot massage and we'll see how it goes" so the interviewer pushes it and asks "Favourite position?" and Brits says "Oh, always me on top" at this point her manager storms over, calls the interview 'over' and threatens to sue and never give that tv station any Britney ever again if those last 2 questions make it to air.
They didn't make it to air and when Brits was in Sydney 2 weeks ago that tv station had the big exclusive interview

But, I'm sure she was a virgin when she started saying that, but what was she supposed to do after declaring that? Send out a press release a year later?....
"I lost my virginity at 11pm last Friday night. It was awkward at first but...."

 

[IvanClaytonJnr]

And I said to her : Loooove , We shine like a burning star .....

[This message has been edited by IvanClaytonJnr (edited 09-27-2001).]

[This message has been edited by IvanClaytonJnr (edited 09-27-2001).]

 

[diamondbruno9]

Pimps Whores and Prostitutes the world can never seem to get enough of em.

Late
D
B
9

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"..it's about breaking barriers, transcending boundries and conquering great divides"-Bono 1987

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An open letter to Bono from myself www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Isn't that the truth.

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"I suppose I do everything in extremes-laugh a lot, cry a lot, fight a lot, make love a lot, eat too much, drink too much, try too much, cry too much. Pass the onion..." -Bono

~April~(AIMOPLemonGirl)

*~The Official POP_Whore of Interference~*

 

[She Is Raging]

Yay for Whores!

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It's no secret that the stars, are falling from the sky...
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*
*
-Kathleen-

"I'm a big nsync fan, but then again, I eat my own crap...." - Triumph

 

[Angela Harlem]

Is she a prostitute/whore as well now? I thought she was just a teen pop princess.

 

[IvanClaytonJnr]

Year , but after all she moves in mysterious ways

 

[diamondbruno9]

Originally posted by Angela Harlem:
Is she a prostitute/whore as well now? I thought she was just a teen pop princess.

Anyone that is a 'sell out' is considered a 'whore' get it?
D
B
9

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"..it's about breaking barriers, transcending boundries and conquering great divides"-Bono 1987

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An open letter to Bono from myself www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

 

[Se7en]

Which issue?

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All your Britney's are belong to 7.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Originally posted by diamondbruno9:
Anyone that is a 'sell out' is considered a 'whore' get it?
D
B
9

Interesting....I reckon U2 sold out re: Aus...

Bunch of damn hewhores!!!!!!

 

[diamondbruno9]

Angela-From a Talent perspective. Sorry you guys got 'robbed' down there.

D
B
9

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"..it's about breaking barriers, transcending boundries and conquering great divides"-Bono 1987

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An open letter to Bono from myself www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

 

[Johnny Swallow]

Originally posted by LarryMullen's_POPAngel:
So now we know she's not lying when she says she's still a virgin.

They're REAL too.

Riiiiiight.

I have to say though, that would be hilarious to see.

 

[Se7en]

They are real!

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All Britney's real Boobies are belong to 7.

 

[Salome]

Originally posted by diamondbruno9:
Pimps Whores and Prostitutes the world can never seem to get enough of em.

do you ever sleep?

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Angela Harlem]

Originally posted by diamondbruno9:
Angela-From a Talent perspective. Sorry you guys got 'robbed' down there.

D
B
9

hehehe. Yes, Talent perspective.

Dont you sleep either? Its 3am (no clarity I tell ya) here, and Im still bugging ths shite out of everyone.

 

[diamondbruno9]

Originally posted by Salome:

Originally posted by diamondbruno9:
Pimps Whores and Prostitutes the world can never seem to get enough of em.

do you ever sleep?

Young Fellow-
Diamonds shine better than they sleep...

Late,
Mr.
Diamond

ps-
notice
I lit

a candle
for
you
Mr
Salome

shake
it!

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"..it's about breaking barriers, transcending boundries and conquering great divides"-Bono 1987

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An open letter to Bono from myself www.arizonaautoweb.com/bono/

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Originally posted by Johnny Swallow:
They're REAL too.

Riiiiiight.

I have to say though, that would be hilarious to see.

If I ever see her in concert (HAHAHA) I'm bringing a pin to poke at em with. And then I will laugh when they deflate like the old baggy baloons they are.