Signs of the U2 Apocalypse

[Utoo]

With misinterpreted quotes, increasing age and widening waistlines causing undue panic in some fans thinking U2 will break up, I thought it would be useful to list the things that are sure signs that U2 really is breaking up. Please add to the list!


1. Bono plays guitar for an entire show.

2. Red Hill Mining Town video is released.

 

[miss becky]

Zoo TV Sydney is finally released on DVD.

 

[xaviMF22]

3. Acrobat is finally played live

 

[Chizip]

Setlist variation

 

[MrBrau1]

Pop gets re-recorded.

 

[cleazer]

U2 releases a new album both this year and next year.

 

[U2Man]

U2 fans stop arguing, especially on the internet.

 

[Axver]

Bono actually remembers every single lyric on the opening night of a tour.

 

[ZeroDude]

Edge is playing the blues with a fairly jazzy tone.




Also I feel that in ten years time U2 will not exist but the band members will still be active.

Yes U2 and Metallica are to merge.

 

[BVS]

When the new album comes out and everyone in interference agrees it's good.

 

[tuwie]

3. Acrobat is finally played live

OMG yes.

i think if i were to ever meet the band, i would DEFINITELY ask them why they've never played Acrobat live. or else my life won't be complete and i'll die a sad U2-less death.

you guys are so clever! good ones, everybody ;]

 

[Lemonfix]

Adam Clayton....Sings!

 

[BluRmGrl]

...sure signs that U2 really is breaking up.

There are no Fan Club/Ticketbastard ticketing snafus.

 

[david]

U2 becomes cool again

 

[clarityat3am]

Larry talks more, Bono talks less, Adam ceases to be silently cool and Edge reveals that he still has hair!

 

[xaviMF22]

Larry talks more, Bono talks less, Adam ceases to be silently cool and Edge reveals that he still has hair!

 

[Muggsy]

* Bono makes an entire album as mr. macphisto, and starts his own religion
* The edge improves the orgasmatron, and he decides to join a Nasa Project.

 

[Windmilllane]

Bono or Edge become granddaddies.

*sings Granddaddy's gonna pay for your crashed car*

 

[Tarvark]

Adam has a sudden urge to front U2.

A new album has a title that can be said in a single breath.

 

[TheBrush]

Bono tells of an anticipated release date and what the new album will be........................and he is spot on!!!

 

[aislinn]

U2 releases an album entitled "Man."

 

[Axver]

U2 releases an album entitled "Man."

Then announce their breakup after the tour, only to announce the next day that they're re-uniting to make an album called Greedy Old Bastards In Fancy Wheelchairs.

 

[amerrydeath]

U2 do not play any shows in the U.S., and instead devote their time to touring Southeast Asia, Russia, Indonesia and Africa.

 

[pepokiss]

^^

AND my house

 

[fly so high!]

When Ali becomes part of the band!
She will play tambourine!

 

[shart1780]

It's sad to say but none of these will actually happen before they break up.

 

[AussieU2fanman]

Larry becomes the oldest member of U2

 

[boystupidboy]

they finally release 'under a blood red sky' on dvd

 

[vivalapopedge]

Bono doesn't declare their newest album to be their best one yet

 

[amerrydeath]

Bono doesn't declare their newest album to be their best one yet

Bono's remarks about the new album actually end up being true